u/CheesecakeSecret3192

Doing this purely our of curiosity and desire for Red my husband

Starting with the twinks:

I think Red would be around 168-170 cm tall and 57-60 kg. I don't think it's hard to estimate it for Red because he's obviously the shortest, the twinkiest and insecure about it. I just don't know whether being under 60 kg would be realistic for a 23 year old adult and him being able to bench press 225 lbs (shown in the latest ep with Ezra, I think) feels really unrealistic for a guy so small. But anyways, he's obviously really skinny — skinny legs, narrow waist and hips 🤤, his shoulders are a bit wider than the rest of his torso and his arms aren't fully noodly but he clearly does not have much muscle definition. In the fanart, he's really often drawn with abs, bigger pecs and chunkier arms but I think it's just an overexaggeration to make him look more attractive. For me, he's really the most attractive character from the comic (or from any media, he's just 100% my type). If I had to pick an exact number for him, I'd say he's 169 cm tall and weighs 60 kg 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Zeb is a bit taller than Red, but he looks just as skinny, as if not skinnier. For me, there isn't much to talk about. He's a bit taller than Red, a bit shorter than Sky (obv not counting ears), he seems really skinny and has less muscle definition than Red. I'd put him around 170-172 cm tall (I can't make him too tall because there needs to be a difference from Sky and I don't really see Sky being 180 cm tall) and around the same weight as Red, 60 kg. For an exact number, It would be 171 cm tall and 60 kg (if I had to go into details I'd make him like half a kiloor 0,7 heavier than Red).

Sky is the tallest of the three and the most athletic (I can't call him muscular, he's a twink). He's a bit taller than Zeb, visibly shorter than Leon and probably has more muscle definition than Red (If I'm not mistaken, they showed Sky shirtless with abs once, but I don't recall him having abs later and before) and he's caked up. I couldn't make Zeb to tall or heavy (personally, he'd be Red's weight), so Sky wouldn't be too tall or heavy either. I'd make the bunny about 173-175 cm tall and 62-66 kg (or less? Idk). It's hard for me to estimate it for Sky because in my eyes, he can be either 62 kg and it would make sense, but 65 kg would also make sense. If I had to pick one exact number, I'd say 174 cm and 64 kg.

I really don't feel like doing Leon, Ray, Dev and Jax. I'd really feel honoured if someone wanted to discuss my claims or give their estimate for the rest of the characters. Remember, this is purely out of curiosity, nothing weird. Idk what more I can say. If yall had to be in a relationship with one character, what would the weight and height dif be? I'd undoubtedly be with Red and I'd be like 2-3 kg lighter and about 10 cm taller😭

Sorry if I made some grammar or spelling mistakes, I'm not natively English!

I wanted to appreciate Red's kitty paws

What would be yall's headcanon for the characters' weight and height?