I need your help
Hi, everyone. Sorry to trespass on your time, but I'm writing a short story, and I've realised that the good folks of r/romantasycirclejerk (i.e. you) are probably the best people to come up with a better idea than I have myself.
See, I've got this FMC, a 20 YO spoiled rich girl, contemporary, British, rural, a horsegirl (that is she likes riding horses, not the anthro kind, this is low fantasy).
She's incredibly entitled, spoiled rotten, mummy has bought her everything she's ever wanted - apart from genuine affection. That's why she's going to take it from a local farmhand - after all, nobody ever says 'no' to her!
What I need help with though, is that there's a scene where she announces that she's very close to orgasm, and I want her to do it in the must cringey upper-class way possible, for the sake of the story. So far, I've got "Oh! My fruity yah-yah's about to burst!" (I always wanted to use 'Fruity yah-yah' for something ever since I heard it in an advertisement for Tizer in the nineties).
But I have a belief that the worthies of this sub can do better! Hit me with your cringiest, poshest orgasm expressions. The best one goes into the story (I'll even acknowledge you, if you want to be in any way associated with my works).