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What’s the worst hit song of 2026 so far?

What’s the worst hit song of 2026 so far?

Now’s a good time to broach this subject: we’re roughly halfway through the year as Billboard counts it, and there’s a good chance that something from Drake’s album bomb becomes the Worst Hit frontrunner once it officially hits the Hot 100 next week.

Remember that SNL sketch with Garth Brooks where he sells his soul to the devil for a hit, only for Lucifer himself to be an awful songwriter? At one point, the devil thinks he’s onto a hit, only for Garth to point out he’s just repeated the melody of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” with different lyrics. This is how I feel every time I hear Stella Lefty’s “Boston.” It’s literally “Stick Season” with different lyrics: how is this song in the top 40? There are probably less pleasant songs to become hits this year, but none feel less essential than this.

HONORABLE MENTION: Speaking of unpleasant songs, I don’t think “Fabulous” by MEEK is charting anywhere yet, but watch out if it does. Based on the couple of times I’ve come across this song, it’s aiming to be this year’s “Messy:” it’s not.

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u/Chilli_Dipper — 19 hours ago

Who had “Tame Impala scores a top-ten hit with help from a member of BLACKPINK” on their 2026 bingo card?

The state of popular music right now is pure entropy: it seems like anything can become a hit. I can’t even tell you which side of this collaboration between Kevin Parker and Jennie is boosting the other.

(Also, shout-out to the guy in this article’s comments who asked why it was using a photo of Water From Your Eyes; I got a chuckle out of that.)

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u/Chilli_Dipper — 10 days ago

Save the Eye Roll, Rock Is Really Back — And All Over the Charts

That Jacobin article from a few days ago was onto something, but the author was trying much too hard to transform it into a political narrative. Billboard is simply declaring what’s been evident from tracking the Hot 100 over the last several months. It’s not a trend that’s cohesive and uniform enough to be obvious, but there’s simply too many rock songs finding their way on the singles chart for all of them to be flukes.

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u/Chilli_Dipper — 12 days ago

Did the Rick Ross/Lil Wayne remix of “Miami” kill mainstream hip-hop AND bro-country in one fell swoop?

The most recent hip-hop song to enter the top ten of the Hot 100 (Bad Bunny’s post-Super Bowl bump aside) was Drake’s “What Did I Miss?” last July. Even as someone who isn’t a rap fan, the prolonged absence of the genre at the top of the genre is becoming inexplicably weird. At the same time, I’ve noticed that, in conjunction with with Ella Langley’s rise, the Morgan Wallen coattail-riding, trap-infused bro-country that was especially present on the streaming side of Nashville at this time last year has almost disappeared. Morgan Wallen is still too big to fail, but he almost feels like an artifact these days.

Putting the tin-foil hat on: I’m sure that when Morgan, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne got together to do a remix of “Miami” last year, they all thought they had a surefire hit on their hands. Instead, the end result was a unanimous pick for “worst songs of 2025” lists that failed to break the top 20. Considering all that has happened in the last ten months, is it possible that “Miami” was a double genre-killer?

u/Chilli_Dipper — 12 days ago

A few interesting details about the album’s performance…

- the most streams in one week of any album in 2026 so far
- the best weekly performance by a rock album in album-equivalent units in the streaming era
- the most weekly vinyl sales by a rock album in the SoundScan era (since 1991)

Most notably, Noah managed all of this without having to wear a hat.

u/Chilli_Dipper — 18 days ago

One of the frequent complaints on this sub (and elsewhere) about the poor state of music in 2025 was the lack of a major summer hit. (Besides “Ordinary,” but you know what I mean.) What do people think of the prospects of getting one this summer?

I’ll make my prediction: Noah Kahan’s “American Cars” feels like it’s a feature from a female country vocalist away from being inescapable.

ETA: how are we feeling…

u/Chilli_Dipper — 20 days ago