yeah you could say im a book worm
i was told employers really like when you have a bunch of online certificates and made up nonsense on your resume so i thought "hmm what would impress me if i was an employer" and i think i'd really like to hire a clown at my company.
when u see my articles published in the nyt in like 3 years my little bio is going to say "Chloe received her AM from x University and graduated ipsum dolor from the Ringaling Bros. School of Clown Studies" and everyone is going to be very impressed
they were so kind and genuinely supportive and im just a fucking nobody 😭 i still think my draft was shit but im not going to argue with someone with a phd from a fucking ivy jesus christ.
inshallah even the lowliest of creatures can seize the mandate of heaven 🙏🥲
"i would like to risk failure by attempting difficult things that, when done successfully, yield immense rewards and a sense of accomplishment and a greater purpose in life and the respect of my peers, please," said the utterly naive.
"rent free" as the kids say.
he wore his mask horribly wrong and it revealed his nose and face profile. his glasses and hair color matched what i remember. and his uniform was wrong and noticably different from all the others, like he just bought a random blue t shirt the day before, which is definitely something he would do. also just his gait alone was super clocky and unique. he was at the end of the pack and seemed kind of nervous and lost.
i havent seen or spoken to him in years but i spent enough time around him to remember his quirks. every time i play the video back my brain identifies it as him immediately. feel like there's an 80% chance i'm correct and i know him unless he has a doppelgänger.
ive considered sending the video to his family but i dont really know if that would be helpful at all so whatever. still very strange though. i'd love to blackmail him but i dont think he has any money
they also wont have to train nearly as much. not sure why this isn't already the meta becuase it would be way more efficient and better on the knees. this is why the world sucks everyone except me is an idiot
oh you named the guy "bear" like the man vs bear meme and he's a weird greasy controlling incel??
you made the woman have the most extreme and violent presentation of borderline personality disorder ever depicted in a film???
and you intentionally crafted the script so that the audience would interpret the villain differently based on their own dating experiences???????
sorry i know i am late to the discourse i was BUSY being GAY and having FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS
hate hate hate hate hate this shit movie this is algorithimic zoomer gender slop. political lesbianism is good actually i have just decided. every striaght person reading this PLEASE just become mgtow or 4b or wahtever and shut up pLEASE GO JOIN A MONASTERY and nEVER leave it ever for any reason. sex was created by the demiurge to keep our souls trapped in samsara
i choose THE BEAR becuase humans ARE ANNOYING!!!!
we're not dating we're fwbs (pronounced "fwubs" or "fwibs" depending on regional dialect) but she's coołłłłł and hot (that means i find her very attractive) and employed (that maeans she's proletarian and has revolutionary potential)
im not gay tho becuase im the top
off to a good start
