


Story time
I had (still have actually) a very dear friend who was the laziest prodigy ever. Fcker was built like a brick house, and was capable of doing a LOT. But he had also lost all motivation, wasting his potential and the prime of his youth.
Bro was always planning to wake up at 5 the next day, workout then study, and turn his life around. Tomorrow was gonna be his day.
One day he did actually wake up at 5(am!). Our second buddy and I were SHOOK.
Bro didn't speak, simply fixed his bed and his hair. And left the room
Buddy #2 said to me: Sher jaag gaya hai 🔥🔥🔥 (Translation: the lion is awake)
We heard the toilet flush, and Bro returned to hit the bed again. And was snoring within seconds.
Buddy #2: Sher jaag gaya hai, moot ke fir so jayega. (Tr: the lion is awake, will go back to sleep after pissing)
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