u/ChutiumSulphate

Image 1 — Story time
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Image 3 — Story time

Story time

I had (still have actually) a very dear friend who was the laziest prodigy ever. Fcker was built like a brick house, and was capable of doing a LOT. But he had also lost all motivation, wasting his potential and the prime of his youth.

Bro was always planning to wake up at 5 the next day, workout then study, and turn his life around. Tomorrow was gonna be his day.

One day he did actually wake up at 5(am!). Our second buddy and I were SHOOK.

Bro didn't speak, simply fixed his bed and his hair. And left the room

Buddy #2 said to me: Sher jaag gaya hai 🔥🔥🔥 (Translation: the lion is awake)

We heard the toilet flush, and Bro returned to hit the bed again. And was snoring within seconds.

Buddy #2: Sher jaag gaya hai, moot ke fir so jayega. (Tr: the lion is awake, will go back to sleep after pissing)

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u/ChutiumSulphate — 1 day ago

I am so glad I am reading this!!

ORV is the best work of fantasy I have read in years. And what I read just now is making me feel that the side Stories are maybe better than even ORV???!!!

[Constellation, 'Absent minded daydreamer', says the Side Story is peak, before exploding.]

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u/ChutiumSulphate — 19 days ago