I might have met an owner of Happy Dad Hard Seltzers?
It was wild. I was walking with my mother and children (3 and 6) back to my car a few blocks from the Riverfront slides. We had parked in a totally empty Diamond parking lot. Walking back, I saw a single blue Subaru that had parked 2 spots over from us while we were gone. No other cars in the lot. As we got close, the guy cracked his window and said "hey" so slurrishly that I could tell he was tipsy. It was that drunk, throaty like "haaayyy" lol. I walked up and got hit with the smell of straight vodka as he rolled his window down the rest of the way.
Bro was like "Sooo my buddy and I are trying to get our business going. Do you guys want a hat? You know, for your kid or whatever?" He pulls out a Happy Dad seltzer hat. I said "Uhm, I mean I'd take it for me" and the guy replied "Oh yeah, that makes sense cuz it's alcohol I guess." I went and got my kids in the car, my mom talked to him for a minute and I could hear the dude slurring so bad.
We were only at Riverfront for an hour so bro was likely drunk when he drove there. He was clearly drinking in his car. Guy even had the drunk hiccups. Super weird experience. He totally could've been lying about being an owner for some strange reason but I'ma stick with...any other hard seltzer brand.