u/Colonoscolossus

"Can't rain all the time..."

Scalpels? Anesthesia? A sterilized room?? Please. A bad artisan blames his tools — Dr. V doesn't.

A whole mobile operating room in a convenient five‑foot package. The Sabbat's stitcher goes around causing flowers of flesh and blood to bloom across her path, and a few forensic crews to lose their minds trying to reverse her methods — you would find a closer answer on a tour of Dalí's gallery than within the pages of Gray's Anatomy, darling.

Pff. Amateurs.

Hide your hide — this ain't gonna be just a flesh wound.

The doctor's ready to attend to you now. An apple won't do the trick :)

Santander, the de facto Sheriff of Silverado, Texas — only because no one else up to the task remained in the area — and CJ, the Anarch Baron of the same territory, form an unlikely, Men‑in‑Black‑style B‑movie action duo tasked with cleaning up the mess left behind in the city. Bring a mop, a bucket, and your Colt .45 with silver caps — it is time for the night shift's underpaid janitor work.

Smoke may kill you, but the Wyrm unleashed does so faster. Rotschreck? There is no time for that when the situation is already red‑hot.

Out of all people, my guys based them on Joe Lo Truglio (*Brooklyn Nine‑Nine) and Jamie Foxx (Django Unchained).

Do you base your characters on real‑life celebs for inspo?

Melania (an old friend's PC) turned into a regular in my games. A funthirsty, playful, mischievous stray kitty who shows up now and then — a handy Sabbat hook whenever I need a rabbit for new players to chase down the shovel‑dug hole. Every time the players think they've got her, she turns out to be just a manifestation from the Madness Network — a total Schrödinger's cat, screwing up plans randomly.

Or like that time she was in therapy on this divan with some old Freudian shrink — only for the conversation to end and it turns out she'd been talking to a sprinkler in someone's front yard.

Did you have a PC character so memorable that you brought them back as an NPC in your later games?

From left to right: Ray (Sabbat-born Toreador), CJ (Brujah), Santander (Caitiff), Melania (Malk), and Salihafa Saarang (Banu Haqim)

Holanda, gente. Como no hablo rediturro de forma fluida, solo paso a compartir unas ilustraciones que hice para una partida, fragmento de una campaña.

Un jugador era nuevo y, como se le hacía difícil darle personalidad a su pj, le sugerí algo más afín a él: un clérigo del dominio del Metal, servidor de Ozzar (guiño guiño), y un ítem a medida. La trama terminó siendo más un episodio de Un Show Más, pero así y todo se jugó con ganas.

No se usó IA en la creación de este trabajo.

...posta, dibujo así de mal.