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Ok so there’s been a lot of power scaling posts here recently so I wanted to make this as the last one was a few years ago and needs to be updated.
GROUND RULES: I am not a perfect person or power scaler, I will give reasoning but it is subject for change if circumstance comes. Also I will not be ranking non Alan characters like Mario and Kirby, Alan characters only or I have to go to like 30 other games and shows. Also I will put there perceived power scale as I can understand it but that’ll be as I can understand it. Also this is my first post so forgive me if it’s long winded and I’m dyslexic.

The workers (basic human)- the rocket corp workers are weak to put it lightly, there’s never a moment in the entire show to dictate them to be any stronger than this.
Corn dog guy (basic human?)- I only put corn dog guy above the workers because during the short “street view” corn dog guy was able to make three corn dogs at once at an impressive pace, so maybe he’s a bit more capable than average cannon fodder but he’s average cannon fodder
Pink (brawler)- we know nothing about pink but assuming she was a fighter she might’ve been able to be on par with the color gang, but that only gets you here
Navy (brawler)- we know navy was a fighter but same for him and pink
Gold (brawler +)- he’s only higher than navy because Minecraft
Mitsi (?)- mitsi probably should be lower, but assuming she has the pencil and she can use it this is where she goes, if she can’t she’s probably on par with the workers
Bob- I don’t think bob is winning a fight with the rest of the color gang or the agents but I have no idea how to scale him so he’s here (my girlfriend said I had to add him even though I hate him)
Primal (brawler +)- the physically strongest of his group but everyone else past this point has hax.
Computer (coding) (city)- was beaten by yellow and I think the rest of the gang could beat him so he goes here. Also OH F THATS A NUKE!
Purple (city)- purple is the weakest of the color gang, but considering the color gang were able to beat the agents without Minecraft it’s safe to say this is where they are
Red (city)- just like primal, he’s kinda the simplest of the stick gang so he doesn’t really have any hax
Blue (large city)- potions.
Green (large city)- he’s at least stronger than the rest due to just being a better fighter than the rest of the color gang.
Ballista (city)- huge jump up but if we take animation vs door as cannon this makes sense.
Sign (city)- oh f that’s a nuke. OH F THATS A NUKE.
Yellow c-block (world)- without it he’s less than the rest of the color gang but with it his hax are just too glaring to ignore
Agent (world)- his use of the art tools which are cannonically universal weapons means that he’s at least stronger than the command block and I think his skill and strength would make him win over all of them
The glitchy video (influencer arc) (world)- he ate all of the adobe editing stuff so on par with agent.
The chosen one (universal?)- he’s definitely stronger than all of the other characters I’ve mentioned so far. The only thing I’m iffy on is calling him universal, he and the dark lord we’re able to crack the screen in Ava 3 and that’s the only reason I’m putting him here
The dark lord (multiversal)- he never shows this but hacker and the second coming are multiversal in nature so he is too by comparison.
Hacker (multiversal)- hacker is stronger than the dark lord but has a glaring weakness in that he gets tired way to fast, the dark lord being close was able to capitalize.
King orange (multiversal)- with the fused Minecraft block he threatened all of Minecraft which in cannon is destroying an infinite number of infinite universes.
The second coming (multiversal)- I’m pretty sure we all can agree that if the second coming faught in his awakened state with king orange the fight would go very differently
Rubin (god form)- it’s god, not much else to say here.
4d hyper diamond (multiversal)- if he won he would’ve killed the second coming and I don’t think the second coming awakening his ability would do much
Phi (multiversal)- same as last that has finding
Eulers identity (theoretical)- has a staff that has infinite mass
Biblically accurate Rubin (high multiversal)- he’s stronger than king orange and the dark lord so he’s here
Alan (high multiversal)- he can unplug the computer and exist on a higher plane of existence than all the other characters
Let me know if there’s any characters I missed I’ll add them.