u/ConfidentRoom1152

crabmaxxing, bib secured, absolutely locked in

i went to pine and eight and saw that they had carrot cake
i did not buy the carrot cake
i am now at home watching love island without carrot cake
i wish i bought the carrot cake
i am now very sad because i don't have carrot cake
take this as a lesson to always buy the carrot cake
especially when it’s topped with cardamom frosting…

fin.

i hope you know you're doing a great job, we all love you. i hope you catch all the flies xo

that chicken is too good