The long awaited cult storytime (it's kinda mid mb)

Uts pretty chill but it's also a cult, we've been in it as long as I've been alive. They're sorta religion based but the main thing is they just have hella rules abt kike u gotta donate money to them + u gotta spend a certain amt of time doing volunteer work for them even ifur a kid. For kids they have this class that teaches u morals and rules and kids can't eat solid foods without leader approval. I've missed some school for this lwk.

Idk if I explained it that good and there's def shit I'm forgetting

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u/ConfusedCoIlegeSimp — 10 days ago

Guess whos irrelevant self has made a post

ME.

ah i remember when i posted on here 3x an hr lmao bad times

turning 20 soon so ill be on here to say goodbye then (for the like 2 ppl who still ythink im cool lol)

prolly should update my flair too....potato and I are NOT besties anymore

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u/ConfusedCoIlegeSimp — 1 month ago

guys guys ill reply to yall trust trust sorry sorry my fam is using me as their mover bc we r moving houses

my crippled ass is struggling. imagine having 2 grown adults in the house and u take a little malnourished girl who has a cane and 100 million braces to hold her body tgt and USE THE CRIPPLE TO MOVE FURNITURE

what are we doin

bc jesus christ i need a cig after this smh

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u/ConfusedCoIlegeSimp — 2 months ago