u/CrouchingTurk

Image 1 — 🐊Swamp Gas⛽️ 4g Thumbprint 90u Hash Rosin
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▲ 24 r/rosin

🐊Swamp Gas⛽️ 4g Thumbprint 90u Hash Rosin

2.5 of petrol station sativa badder + 1.5 GMO JAM

Rice grain of petrol feeling like xray vision 🔬Racy and sharp visual clarity, palm sweating & a psychedelic-like cerebral lift 🪐

442F dabber switch2

105 out the door. Now let’s see 710 🛢️

u/CrouchingTurk — 9 hours ago
▲ 56 r/rosin

🧄GMO🍄‍🟫 90u Hash Rosin 10% Terps

Rank stinky meaty mushroom on the open. Always reach for GMO when I need relief. Can’t get enough of the spring batches at 3% myrcene

30 out the door 🤙 Happy 4th

u/CrouchingTurk — 1 day ago
▲ 45 r/rosin

🍔Double Burger🍔 4g bucket

8% terps, inhale of cheese and exhale of gas ⛽️😶‍🌫️

Carophyllene, limonene & myrcene dominant. Relaxing not sedating reminds me of diet GMO. 70/30 indica sativa efx

Happy 710 week 🤙 from Sunburn medical for 105

If anyone has recommendations lmk. Planning to compare both markets before Nov. SHH incoming

u/CrouchingTurk — 3 days ago
▲ 106 r/rosin

🦐Blu Zushi🍣 4g bucket

Usually post on FLmed, curious how it compares.

SHH jar coming soon, then Kache. Any others? 🧐

Has orange mintz’ berry pastry inhale + mint finish. Hybrid with equal body and mind load. Great for work with high energy. Clean melt out the switch 2 on 440

From sunburn for 100 🤙 dabbing it into a 🦐

u/CrouchingTurk — 3 days ago

Sunburn buckets for 100

Think this includes thumbprints? Prolly new inventory and 45% off later. Swamp gas looked nice now

u/CrouchingTurk — 5 days ago

🍔 Double Burger 🍔

Its good. Like diet GMO not in a bad way. Nice daytime relaxing dab

Rated 25/g 🤙 guessing 45% off around 4th or 10th

u/CrouchingTurk — 6 days ago

🚨 Returned 💈Fantasy Melons 4g Sunburn

First hair caught from sunburn so detailing the return policy experience for public knowledge 🔍

Emailed service email Mon/Tues, no response. Called thursday GM said corporate limits customers to 3 lifetime returns. Think thats more a QC issue. Standard 51% or more for exchange, store said to come back immediately next time.

Drove by after work the hair was melted in, they replaced but charged the price difference between the day of sale and today 🦀💸

Questionable as 1. Sales last 1 day 2. Bought before closing 3. Contam can be embedded. Was 9 bucks for me maybe $70 tomorrow YMMV

When I returned JB and Curaleaf, no questions asked fully refunded/replaced OTD in 2 mins and cura gave the defective briq back. Half hour at sunburn cause there’s like 12 steps in their system, decided to eat the return fee as other patients were waiting 🤙

u/CrouchingTurk — 9 days ago

Jungle Boys Smackers rosin 1g: ☢️ Contaminated 🗿

Hey sub here with blooper reel. Purchased for science 🧪 waiting for 7/10 got boring

Put flash on for the review and yea Alexa play the circus music 🙈 This 1g has more particulate matter & hairs than all my others combined

Tested few hairless dabs Hybrid nothingburger below cookies nature’s lab and blue river discounting the contam. Massive gap sunburn p13

The flower on display (i95 x pmarker, pink cadicall, ggs1) real frosty❄️ smelled nice for 6 days up

Efx far below the min. price 🤙 Happy smokes its almost July already kings and queens

u/CrouchingTurk — 11 days ago

🌺 Crippy by Sunshine 🌄

400 cycles breaking in the switch2 rotating back to bud 🫡 Jarred this last month and wow burning sour acid on the open. Then bright floral herby rainforest. Vibrant and citrusy with a fresh after-rain scent. Saw six small nugs looked light weighed 3.7g 🪨 they stick and hang

Efx: Myrcene knockout leaning on the carpet halfway thru the first volcano bag. Classic stoney blunting slowdown walking like wading through a pool. Settles into a mellow calming soothing blanket pain relief

I rate this $18. Happier with Sunshine crippy crosses than al/c. The Garlic gas was stronger GMO x crippy.

Happy humpday sub 🤙

26% THC 4% Terps 1.8% Myrcene Batch 18365_0008507784

u/CrouchingTurk — 12 days ago

🍓 Strawberry Diesel ⛽️ ONI AIO

Wow never liked a sativa-H this much. Light headband effect and cerebral lock-in noticeable in vision focus + tuning out background noise. Little to no body load. Few hits in the am and i’m floating 🛟

I rate it around 25 dollars. Wait for stackable promos 🤙 13% for USA games and 7/10 coming up

u/CrouchingTurk — 15 days ago

🌴 Tropaya Cold Cure by ONI 👺 72% THC 8% Terps 3% Myrcene 🪐

What a mesmerizing jar.. like telescoping Saturn 🔭 but how does it smoke?

Exhale immediately feel drooping of the eyes a downwards pulling sensation in the sinuses. Tastes like fruit air, delicate and lingering. Papaya forward, undertones of strawberry and mint. Smells faintly of mangosteen. Potent sedative and muscle relaxing effect feels like im frozen in ice. 🦥🧊

Efx: calming and sedating, mental relaxation and destimulation 🪨 I’m gonna keep an eye out for sales now ONI is finally launching some. I’d rate this $30.

u/CrouchingTurk — 16 days ago

Stacked 13% + 50% ftp, 50/100$ freebies

$103 OTD. Decided to stack p13 FTP with the soccer promo since they disallowed saving FTPs. I chose the green ball 🎾 and red card ♦️ for the freebies. I brought USA stamps

2x grape gas rosin, #5
2x grape gas rosin 510
1x gmo rosin jam, #6
1x ONI strawberry diesel AIO
1x ONI tropaya rosin, #7
1x HH nano 1:1 (freebie)
1x Blu Zushi 3.5g (freebie)

Was a dollar short cash they comped since debit was offline. Making a Grape Gas GMO thumbprint with the p13s 🍯 whats the best transfer method?

Impressions
The grape gas rosin, 510, and gmo jam are all solid with decent nose. Wetter than the last batch. The ONI nose was a bit muted for Tropaya but beautiful looks like the moon.

Wanted to share this juicy stack b4 day-end. Reviews after work

u/CrouchingTurk — 17 days ago

🍓 Strawberry Pie 🥧 Natures Lab Rosin 69% THC 11.2% Terps 🪐

Side quest during the a&b pricing glitch last week 💸 Off the rip tasting strawberry preserves and cream, a hint of sour, syrup sweet predominantly. The rosin sphere textures squishy & slick with terps oozing out in roomtemp ⛲️ like warm butterballs at olive garden

For what looks like flower rosin the efx are nice, stronger legs than peak. Noted relief from muscle tensions and inflammation . Vapes on 440F Switch2 cleanly to a caramel aftermelt no black specks.

I got this while waiting on sunburn to run a serious sale and I’m satisfied. Would like to see cookies hash or fresh press in the future 🤙😶‍🌫️💨

Happy thursday.. 710 sales around the corner

u/CrouchingTurk — 18 days ago

🍎🍌 Apples & Bananas 22.6% THC 3.9% Terps 2.03% Myrcene 🛏️

3.7g weigh in zipped up after last nights posts 🎰

Nose 100% matches 2010s granddaddy purple, syrupy canned fruit cocktail. Signature rowdy long orange pistils with billowing cloudlike calyxes. The cross strains add density stoney legs full body efx, complementing airy tropical punch flavor of GDP

Looking at taste, smell, cure, efx, bag appeal, value. Dispos usually get 3 maybe 4 of those 6 consistently

A&B at $15 clears 9/10 across all. Would benefit from time maturing trichs, looser trim on those long orange hairs. Evicting JB pop rockets for jarspace

Happy friday happy saturday 🤙 been floored w toothache can barely medicate.. barely just😶‍🌫️

u/CrouchingTurk — 23 days ago

Switch 2 - Orange Mintz Hash

Let the customization shine. Tested on 405-420•F waves for 60 seconds feels like a volcano. No burn or chazz, flavor and vapor the full cycle. It is like orange, pepperminty mist from those home essential oil diffusers. The smoothest.

Leverage the battery & spam low heat no burn cycles to finish any residual while maintaining flavor profile

Cooling inhale exhale like cold water post-teeth brush. Floating and levitating effects. Feels like a head to toe forcefield between your body and the world… like Gojo’s infinity or AT field from Evangelion. Good energy got 2k steps cleaning vibing before reup

Up there with frying GMO fresh press hard on 500 happy solventless sunday sub 🤙

edit: noticed this helps a lot with back pain / support

u/CrouchingTurk — 29 days ago

TruHAIRS

If I had a nickel for every hairy order id have 2 nickels. Which isn’t that much but i’ve been thrice.

Take those product zooms 📸 caught during review

u/CrouchingTurk — 29 days ago

Dabber Switch 2 - Purple Garlic

Came in the mail yesterday. I’ve had 2 puffco peaks, a plus (relegated to cart duty), a yocan black pocket, and nail blowtorch.

The induction heating heats up ~30F per second on the default quartz bucket. Ripped some orange mintz bubble hash earlier on a custom 405-420•F cycle— like orange tic tacs. The hot knife is useful but leaves residue on the tip. Two toothpicks remain king?

Took a break from concentrates in 2021 after many failed connections on 40 buck puffco atomizers. Looking forward to induction tech, this makes concentrate upkeep closer to DHV.

Purple garlic is 2.5g gmo badder, 1.5 dulce jam. 9/10. If anyone has erig comparison questions ill answer in the morning🤙

u/CrouchingTurk — 29 days ago

Heads up P13 does not bank FTPs even if tenders say they will

I went my 2nd time for a 55% off storewide in April, asked the budtender if 2nd FTP can be saved and they said yes

Went today for $10 rso and was told it would use the 3rd and final FTP. The assistant manager told me the employee shouldn’t have said that, then offered a condolence preroll.

I decline the preroll as i dont smoke floor and ask for an edible. They say they would love to but that dispensing it would trigger my 3rd and final FTP lol

I left as grape gas was out of stock. Heads up if you also shoppin the 10 dollar rso with FTPs available

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u/CrouchingTurk — 29 days ago

5g eighth Garlic Gas - Sunshine Cannabis

First Lucky jar this year!! 🎰 Stinky sprouted onion odor with gasoline undertones, vapor hits like black pepper with a sour acidic linger. Efx are strong 9/10 couchlock, fell asleep before finishing yday’s chamber

Best: nug weight (final video)
Worst: close shave

Edit: Recommend scrolling the video for better quality

u/CrouchingTurk — 1 month ago