u/CrudeAndUnusual

This isn't my current plant, she's brand new from valentines day and unfortunately I don't have any pictures of her. I want to start her off right. I saw a YouTube video once of a guy repotting his money tree, it wasn't very tall and the trunk was, like, MASSIVE. I want that. How do I work toward that. Do I need to nip off new growth? My watering schedule is, she gets bone dry, then I wait for another couple days, then I water. Do I need to give more? Less? I know its all about getting it to store more water in the trunk, but how to get it to do that I'm not super sure. I want this thing to be like as thick as my thigh. The one in the video was almost as big as my waist. Huge. He had trouble repotting it on his own. It was beautiful!

This came in a home depot mother's day planter with a dracaena Florida beauty and parlor palm. When I Google image search it, Bob allusion, gold allusion, cream allusion, and kiwi are at the top of the results, which is exciting because I don't have any of those. It is almost identical to my berry allusion in color and pattern, but with short, stubby little leaves.

I get intrusive thoughts sometimes to either motorboat it or choke the daylights out of it. God I love it so much.

(Pink Allusion)