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Markets closed tomorrow for Muharram. Nifty finally crawls back over 24k, FIIs are selling like they lost the password to India, crude is falling off a cliff…and then boom. Holiday.

So what’s the plan for June 26, fellow degenerates?

• Touching grass (optional, risky).
• Opening Zerodha 14 times even though you know it’s closed.
• Doomscrolling old P&L screenshots and whispering “next week is my week.”
• Reading analyst reports like fan fiction.
• Sitting still and letting the regret wash over you.

I’m personally going to cosplay as a long-term investor for exactly one (1) day and not look at a single chart. Might even uninstall TradingView. Temporarily. For character development.

Drop your plans. The market can’t hurt us tomorrow. Probably.

Also, RIP to everyone who was planning to panic sell — divine intervention said “log off.”