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This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Indiana.

Apologies everyone I’m breaking character today.

There is one state in this whole country that I love more than any other. You goobers had best give it your all.

I will permanently ban anyone that has anything to say that isn’t peak unrelenting positivity. Like a Reddit ban and a personal ban from the love in my heart.

This isn’t really 34/50. It is 1/1.

Break out your popcorn, smell of gasoline, and love for fucking limestone.

Know that God himself loves you and created heaven on the Wabash just to show off his goodness and glory. My Hoosier friends, may you die knowing that you have seen the promised land. My non Hoosier friends know that our doors are always open.

Stay tuned for 35/50 but know the rest of the states will be a pale shadow in comparison.

🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Mississippi.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 34/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is “the Mississippi Delta shining like a national guitar.”

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Missouri.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 33/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is Mark Twain.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Massachusetts.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 32/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is making peace with my frenemy state and completing the New England unrelenting positivity.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Washington.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 31/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is letting my kid pick a state. Outsourcing my whims.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Georgia.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 30/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is a friend down there kicking cancer’s ass. Fuck cancer, no positivity for it.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of New York.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 29/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. Today’s whim is any state that can trash on the Bruins is a friend of mine.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Kansas.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 28/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. First state my daughter requested after hitting two that were already done.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Alaska.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 27/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Utah.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 26/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment.

Edit: sonafbitch… 24/50. We have 50 states.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of New Hampshire.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 25/50 after this one. Halfway point incoming.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time is I’ll be down/over there tomorrow so why not?

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Minnesota.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 24/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time was thinking about the first time I saw a wolf in the wild.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Vermont.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 23/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time was knocking out a small state that doesn’t easily fit the number in on the map.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Texas.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 22/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time was just because it’s easier to draw lines on the big states with a number.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Hawaii.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 21/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment. My whim this time was just the weird placement of Hawaii on this map.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of South Carolina.

To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 20/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment.

This is our newest unrelenting positivity post.

The state in question is the great state of Kentucky. To all our foreign friends give a shout ask questions send praise. To our Americans do the same.

Ask questions, share stories, make jokes. Just remember not to be a jerk.

Recall the famous phrase my grandma invented “if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything that isn’t redemptively funny.”

Stay tuned for 18/50 after this one.

The states are in random order based on my whim at the moment.

Today my whim was listening to stories about Cassius Clay (the OG one that just was putting slave owners down because he was a lunatic abolitionist).