u/CursesAndBoons

Man at the Door

My room is dark while Clara, my wife, is sleeping next to me soundly; meanwhile I’m wide awake, eyes transfixed on the digital alarm clock. The red letters spell the time: 11:59. Mentally, I count the seconds down like I have for the last month. Three, two, one. The red letters switch, midnight, and a small sound echoes through the house.

Knock, knock, knock.

Soundlessly, I climb out of my bed making sure not to wake my wife. It’s better if she’s asleep for this part. I slide the deadbolt over the bedroom door.
The hallway to the front door is not long, but in the dark it stretches out. Family pictures and memories fill the walls between windows. Outside, the cul-de-sac is silent, lit by warm orange streetlamps. All of the neighbouring houses are empty, still under various levels of construction. We were supposed to be the only couple currently in the neighborhood, taking it on its maiden voyage. Testing the waters.

There are no more knocks from the door, but the fogged glass that takes up the upper half betrays the person outside. A tall looming shadow is standing perfectly still, hand raised up next to their head as if they were frozen the moment after they knocked on the door.

Slap. A soft but sudden crack echoes through the house, as I slap myself into focus. You got this Felix, I think.

“Hello Felix,” the man says as I open the door. He is dressed in all denim. A Canadian tuxedo. Covering his face, is a perfectly white porcelain mask. A crude smiley face is drawn with permanent marker on the surface. Despite the hour, the tone of his voice as he greets me is that of a joke, like he finds the whole interaction funny.

“Hello,” I say.

“Can I come in?” he says again taunting.

Every molecule of my being wants to say no. I’ve seen enough vampire movies to think that, simply refusing entry is an option. That I’d be safe if I did so. “Yeah,” I say, a tremble in my voice.

“Oh joy!” The man says, clapping his hands excitedly.

He brushes by me, and I can catch a whiff of dollar-store cologne on his body. He knows the layout of the house, as he walks down the hallway, and as he does every time he walks through the entrance way, he admires the photos of my family as he passes them. He leans in closer to one, and strokes his chin. “Gosh, Tim’s grown up, hasn’t he?” he says giddily.

I lock the front door.

Same as every night, for the last month, I find him sitting at the kitchen table. A singular ivory die is placed in the middle. He ushers me to sit opposite of him, but I stay standing. 

“Oh, Felix, you,” he says. Then, he picks up the white cube, and rolls it across the wooden surface. It’s hollow tumbling, rings through my heart.

Please not one, I think*. Anything but one.*

The cube rolls to a stop, and a singular black dot faces up to the spinning ceiling fan. The masked man looks down, comically exaggerated at the die, and places both of his hands at the side of his face in mock shock. Then he splays his fingers, and lowers one.

“Ten,” he says.

Immediately, I run out of the kitchen in the direction of the basement. I crash into the drywall, as I try to quickly wrap myself around the corners, too fast in such a small house. 

“Nine.”

The basement is unfinished and loaded with boxes, most still full from the move. A single room with a closet. Cotton candy insulation lines every wall. I used to want to eat the glassy stuff as a kid.

“Eight.”

Barreling down the wooden steps, I almost trip over myself. The third step creaks under my weight and I think one day as I do this, it might snap and I’ll fall.

It is barely a whisper a whole floor removed, but I keep count in my own head. “Sev—“.

My lungs are hot and my mouth tastes metallic. If I coughed, a bit of blood might come out. As a child, I had run track and field, but now 30 years later my body is aching in protest as I try and move myself faster than a walking pace. 

“Five.”

My heart is hammering against my rib cage, trying to desperately escape from this situation.

“Three.”

I nestle myself into a cardboard box, at the far corner of the basement, furthest from the stairs. My breathing is erratic, bordering on hyperventilation.

“One,” the silent voice in my head says.

There are no fast footsteps. No skittering spider legs as the man crawls through my house.

Just me in a dark box in my basement. The childish instinct to pray suddenly enters my mind, leftover from years of elementary catholic school, as it always did whenever anything bad happened.

I had twisted my ankle once, skateboarding, and as my mother nursed it with an ice pack I silently prayed. ”I’ll never skateboard again God. Please, just make the pain go away.”

As soon as I could put weight on it again, I was back surfing the board at the local park.

I go to begin a couple Hail Mary’s for old time’s sake. “Hail Mary, full of grac—.” A loud creak echoes through the basement. The third step from the bottom.

I shut a hand over my mouth, to quiet my breath. There will be no praying for help.

Inside my little box, I can hardly hear the man walking around. It is a casual pace, as if he has no worries in the world. Flippantly, I can hear him opening boxes, dutifully checking each and every one to make sure he is not missing anything. Minutes go by, maybe even an hour, until he finally arrives outside mine.

No no no no, I think. I should have picked a better spot, locked myself somewhere.

He raps his fingers on the loose lid of the box, and I don’t dare look up through the sliver that might show him. The crotch of my pajamas are warm.

Clara… I love you, I think.

The stranger moves deeper into the basement, checking the next box after me and seeing its empty, moves to the next.

Why did he pass me? To prolong the game? More minutes go by, and he finally clears the main section of the basement. Happy, he opens the small door to the closet-sized space that contains nothing but the boiler.

I quietly exit out of my box into the dark room and tiptoe to the stairs. An upstairs light is illuminating my freedom, and the thought goes through my mind that the stranger has been turning on all my lights. Whatever, get out. Find a different hiding spot,  I think.

There is no sign that the stranger has noticed me. He hums to himself, as he checks behind the boiler making sure he has seen every hidey-hole.

I take my first step up the stairs, a second. I place my weight onto the third step and the wooden board cracks, sending my chin downward onto the wood. My jaw clamps down onto my tongue as it impacts with the stairs and I can taste blood from the back of my throat. I’m dazed for a moment. Teeth are cracked, and I glance forward. My severed tongue lays in front of my face.

“Oh, Felix.” the voice says, behind me.

I writhe on the concrete floor, trying to muster strength. 

A gaping maw is where his face should be as he enters the light from the steps.

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u/CursesAndBoons — 10 days ago

ROUGH

Even inside, the smoke infiltrated and greased everything grey, my skin included. Cold handcuffs bolted my hands down.

The repatriated Mountie entered the interrogation room, sat down at the metal desk and punched the top of the salvaged taxi meter.

$0.01

“So… take as long as you want, it’s your dime, Mr…” he trailed off, scanning a yellowed document in front of him.

$0.42

“…Mr. Richards.”

“Can I have a cigarette?” I muttered.

“Sure. You fine with the upcharge?” Again, he looked down at the slick sheet that resembled something like fly trap paper, wiping some of the oil and stuck flies off it. Freed, the ones still alive buzzed into the air. The officer’s eyes landed on something, and he chuckled. “There’s an installment plan.”

$0.73

“Yeah…”

“On it. Anyway, rough day? Walk me through it from the top.”

$1.27

Rough… I thought.

“We live in one of those buildings with a centralized incinerator. You know the ones. Smack dab in the middle of the building so that everyone can throw their trash in it. It keeps the place warm and the building powered. The landlord still charges for electricity. The biggest downside is that it makes the whole place smell like a landfill in the summer.

“Anyway, some of the runoff had been leaking above the bed. Which is fine, but it was leaking onto the Tupperware with my savings. The meagre $1.73 that I managed to save each day had grown to $4421. The money was supposed to be the start of an RESP for Ollie. So he could escape the shit. I moved it out from under the bed and onto the small milk crate side table that held the one picture of my wife, so it didn't get wet during the day. I was already late, and the KidWatch guy wasn’t here yet.

“Finally, the guy shows up seven minutes late. Bald dude with a Santa beard, but not in a merry sort of way. He didn’t look happy to be there, but that’s better than the ones gleeful about watching. 

“I said, ‘Hey man, you’re late,’ and all I got was a middle finger. Then he was setting up his cameras. Apparently, the official reason the company required it was to protect against lawsuits, but they also sell the data. I got a bit of that money, so it helped.

“I told the sitter that the breakfast food delivery had arrived, tossed on the coat and made for the door. Then did a quick swivel mid-step to grab a pack of cigarettes in the ashtray. Then, one more swivel to kiss Ollie on the head.

“The woods outside of Peterborough were still burning. Flames that rose high into the sky and plumes of black smoke that blocked it. Two coy-dogs were fighting over a dead raccoon, and a line of kids were walking to school, each with one of the good respirators so they didn't breathe in any carcinogenic filth. I pulled up my little surgical mask leftover from the most recent pandemic and hopped on my bike, and got to work.

“I do SerfItUp, a free-for-all food-delivery app where the first person to the delivery gets the payout. Little payouts, only $1.54 or $0.87 each. I had just gotten done delivering what might have been Coke to teenagers when a new order came in.

“The address was a nice neighbourhood, something my wife and I would have settled in, which meant big money. $11.92. Immediately, I was on my bike, pumping it to the fast-food. And by God, I was first. I snatched the parcel from the counter and got back on the road. I was a kilometre away when this rusted Toyota flew past me, window open, stuck with a SerfItUp driver sticker. Then an arm outstretched from it, I heard a bang and a ‘Bitch!’.

“Cheese-grater asphalt tore against my skin, peeling layers of me off like a potato. I skidded to a stop a couple of metres after. My kneecap was shattered by a bullet.”

“My phone chimed. The five-minute late fee. -$5.00

“So, I got back on my bike and just started ripping it. Each turn of the pedal, what’s left of my kneecap ground itself more into dust. But I needed this; you don't get this lucky ever. I ended up making the delivery two fees later. $1.92

“I limped back to the apartment, stained with blood. Soon as I did, the sitter started to pack up the cameras and passed me his phone to choose the tip percentage. I did the minimum, and he muttered some swear under his breath. Then, Ollie came running to me, big smile from ear to ear. So, I mustered a smile and asked what's up. ‘I got a surprise, Daddy! It’ll make you happy!’ he went. Then he led me down the hall to his bedroom. I heard something inside, ripping up the carpet and barking. A second later, Ollie opened the door, and a coy-dog bolted out of the room.

“‘Why is it in the house?!’ I shouted. And innocent as ever, he turned to me, ‘I bought a doggy from the sitter!’

“I sprinted to my bedroom and lo and behold, the Tupperware was empty. Seven years of savings, gone.

“I yelled at him, and he started to cry. Really cry.

“With the crying, a memory popped into my head. Ollie’s birth when my wife was still… the doctor handed the little crying kid to her, and he cracked a smile. ‘No Refunds on this one!’ he said. I laughed at that.

“Then I was back in my apartment, Ollie sobbing. ‘No refunds. No refunds,’ I muttered under my breath. The sitter was long gone, and it was just us in that grungy apartment. Coy-dog snarling and Ollie sobbing.”

“And that’s why you’re here,” The officer said, frowning. He tapped the meter, stopping the running fee. 

$324.95

u/CursesAndBoons — 29 days ago