"Can you give me your address so I can come shit on your flowers?"
- Me to dog owners standing around watching their eco terrorist destroy a strangers well loved landscaping with a biohazard substance.
They flip me off, oh so tough and edgy.
The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.
The dog doesn't care.
Received a sternly worded memo from property management yesterday as the building conducts the annual in unit fire safety inspections. This is the third notice regarding dog owner negligence and I've only lived in this building for 8 months, it is a new build condo. The other notices had to do with putting poo in the lobby garbage cans and stinking up the place, then another that the common area amenities were now by booking only so the building can track the scum who let their dogs run free and poo on the patio, now staff has been bitten by a dog in a unit. I suspect the property manager here is not fond of dogs and does not mince words by saying pets, she always says dogs. The building actually has a dog entry with a wash station so the degenerates can clean their filthy beasts any time but I have never seen one of them use it, they must parade through the main doors with the mutts off leash and running wild.
I hope the recipient of the bite filed a police report.
Here is the text of the notice:
Effective immediately, all dogs MUST be kept securely leashed and under full control during all inspections, emergency entries, maintenance appointments, and any visit involving technicians, contractors, security, or the superintendent entering your unit.
Today, during a scheduled inspection, a technician was bitten by a resident’s dog. This is a serious safety incident and is completely unacceptable.
Due to this incident, several inspections scheduled for today could not be completed and had to be stopped immediately for staff safety. Residents whose units were not completed today will be informed with a rescheduled inspection date.
Residents are responsible for ensuring their dogs are properly restrained before opening the door and for the entire duration of any visit inside the unit.
We expect full cooperation from all residents moving forward to ensure the safety of building staff and contractors.
For my Toronto fellow dog haters, I went to Tommy Thompson park on the weekend and happy to report there are no dogs allowed since it is a wildlife sanctuary. It's a huge park out on the lake, absolutely beautiful and filled with the sounds of birds sharing their songs, we even heard the wing beats of a group of swans that flew over us. Wish I could post pics, it was misty, cool and magical without shitbeasts fouling it up. The park even encourages visitors to call 311 to report violations of people bringing their dogs in and has hired the police to help keep "pets" out. Get on out there and enjoy the peace and poop free paradise.