u/DUn00b

Department of War

I’m sorry good sir,
you've got the wrong door.
You need Peace in Our Lifetime?
We're Department of War.

Don't let the name fool ya,
we share the same goal.
Peace on Earth, always,
Right after some bombs.

Oh why the long face sir?
You’ve seen some gore?
We take bloodbaths, every, fuckin,’ day.
It's great for the pores.

We're building Peace, sir.
The biggest Peace like never before.
Right after we bomb,
and bomb,
and bomb some more.