u/Dack-Ramb0

One, two pitchers warm before you
That's what I said now
Pitchers, pitchers who abhor you
Just go ahead now
One has flames in his pockets
That's some cheese, now
This one said he gives up piss rockets
Ain't in his head, now

This one he got some thighs, he’ll hack it
That's what I said now
Got some Big ERA and bats whack it
Ain't in his head
You pitch him, your fans will applaud you
How 'bout that now
You pitch me, your fans will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now

Pitch him or pitch me
I'm the one that spins the ball can't you see?
Ain't got no future or bullpen tree
But I know what a pitcher and spinner ought to be
I know what a pitcher and spinner ought to be

Said if you want to call me Craiggie
Just go ahead now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead now
And if you want to watch homers tower
Just go ahead now
And if you like to watch for hours
Just go ahead now

And the team took off after this. But instead we’ll get the same mild mannered BS. Where’s Sweet Lou when we need him??

Edit: Appreciate the comments. What this post was advocating for was some fire. I don’t care if it comes from Justin Steele visiting, I don’t care if it’s the ghost of Steve Bartman’s headphones, hell I don’t care if it’s from that fan who won the play-by-play contest last year and was BRUTAL. I’m not saying Lou was a better manager. I don’t even care if it’s some pandering to the fans outburst. I am just tired of the lackluster BS that we have all seen.

HELL EVERYBODY WEAR STIRUP SOCKS. PICK THE BATTING LINEUP OUT OF AN EMPTY VALIUM BOTTLE. As Julius Campbell once said in Remember the Titans “Push ‘em. Pull ‘em. DO SOMETHING MAN!”