SUPERIOR, WI 1944
“Thank you,” the man said, taking his visitors pass from the receptionist.
“You’ll be seen courtroom two,” the receptionist said, eyes down on the signed paperwork copies she was handing to the man. It was nearly five and her time to go home.
The man gave a nod, then proceeded to the room as directed. When he entered, he found the room empty. He’d come an hour early, so he certainly hoped so. He stood directly in front of the pews lining the back of the room. He paced the room back and forth, like a lawyer about to deliver the killer blow in the oppositions argument. What he planned to say raced through his mind. His plan was… unorthodox to say the least.
As if jumping forward frames in a projector, the room was suddenly filled with chattering citizens and a judge, a small, gray-haired bespectacled man in a dark-gray suit sat in the seat usually occupied by a judge. The man realized he wasn’t really sure what to expect of this hearing.
“The room will come to order!” The suited man, a town councilman said, hammering a gavel on his podium. Maybe this wasn’t so far off from what he was expecting.
“Today, the city of Superior, Wisconsin has assembled to hear what has been referred to as a “geographical proposal to lift the hearts of men”… Oh goodness… from a Mr. William Lorem.** **Mr. Lorem, we do appreciate your attendance today, but in your proposal, we ask that you avoid the use of flowery language like this,” the councilman said, waving a stack of papers at the man. “Is that going to be an issue?”
William was quick to respond. “No, sir. Not at all.”
Almost no one in the room could hear him.
“Please, step up to the microphone,” the councilman requested.
MILWAUKEE, WI 1943
“This is ridiculous!” William sat against a decorative wall in the school’s common yard, lap decorated with papers and a stack of books at his side. He’d been attempting to complete an assigned writing project, but the rules of said project were severely affecting his productivity.
“What?” His friend Maxwell Fordham, leaning against a tree, turned to face his friend.
“This whole system!” William gestured with his papers and knocked his books to the ground. “This isn’t what writing is supposed to be.”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re a history major, right?” He was correct. History majors clearly had no concept of writing major papers with lists of requirements.
“Right…?”
“Imagine if someone told you there was exactly one way you could teach history,” William began. He then realized he had made a mess and began organizing his books into the neat pile they once had resided in.
“Well, that’s kind of in the nature of… history. It’s events that happen in a very specific ord-“ Maxwell was cut off by William returning to his idea.
“Okay, okay, that’s not what I meant. Imagine an artist. Imagine if they only let a painter paint in photorealism… or a sculptor only sculpt busts! Writing is an art, but with all these rules, they’re turning a creative process into a checklist!”
SUPERIOR, WI 1944
The councilman repeated himself, snapping William out of his stupor.
“Mr. Lorem? Please approach the microphone”.
William realized he hadn’t taken the steps yet, so he did.
“Is this better?” William said into the microphone, immediately triggering feedback.
“Yes, thank you,” the councilman said, cringing at the noise. He pushed his thick glasses up to the bridge of his nose.
“Please, if you could introduce yourself in your words, then give us a brief overview of what it is you’re doing here,” the councilman was the furthest thing from interested, but he spoke for the sake of the stenographer.
William rolled his right sleeve. It was the third time. For whatever reason his right arm would continue to unroll while his left arm stayed rolled.
“Yes, sir. My name is William Lorem, I am 21 years old, and I am… was… a junior at Milwaukee State Teacher’s College. I am here to solve an issue on both of our parts”.
William was aware of the towns shipping history and how due to the war manufacturing in the area and as a result shipping had almost vanished. The towns once thriving economy had collapsed worse than a decade prior.
“And what might a city have in common with a former college student?” The councilman asked. He’d read Williams proposal, but he again was looking out for the stenographer.
“Oh, no. These are two separate issues, a sort of ‘two birds with one stone’ type of scenario, if you’ll allow the expression.”
William had yet to reveal his true intentions behind the hearing. The audience was in for a shock.
MILWAUKEE, WI 1943
“That’s kind of how college works. They give you rules and you choose which ones to break,” Maxwell had always been a level-headed guy, but that was not what William needed in the moment.
The conversation had now traveled to one of the school’s many corridors after classes had let out for the day.
“It’s absurd. You overwhelm someone during such a formative time in their writing journey, and you might just discourage them from writing as a whole,” William walked ever so slightly faster than Maxwell, so he turned and walked backward so he could maintain eye contact with him.
“ Okay, what would you suggest as an alternative?”
The required speech classes were beginning to kick in. Maxwell knew the look on Williams face and sighed preemptively.
“Writers… and creatives as a whole need a place where they can create unrestrained…”
SUPERIOR, WI 1944
“A haven for the creative spirit,” William’s thought was finished by the councilman reading from yet another paper.
“Yes sir,” William replied.
MILWAUKEE, WI 1943
“ How exactly would you plan on doing that? Maxwell asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
William sighed.
“I don’t know”.
He sounded defeated, but he was lost in thought. Maxwell was used to his friend’s crazy ideas, but based on His facial expression, he could tell this idea was in a different echelon of crazy. Or stupid. It was difficult to tell. The look would come back to him several times over the course of the next few days, but something would click… or break… on August 3rd, 1943.
SUPERIOR, WI 1944
“We’ve all heard testimony of your unsuccessful college coup and your subsequent expulsion. I trust those days are behind you?” The councilman looked over his glasses at William. The frames were still aimed at the podium in front of him, the top of the stack of papers there on being William’s mugshot.
The councilman took a sip from the mug in front of him. His coffee had practically iced over. It has been a long day and he was struggling to understand why this ex-college student was standing in front of him at all, let alone why he was the last person on his agenda for the day. He’d have a word with his aide after this was over.
“Well, sir, I’ll have you know this was not a coup, but rather a petition of the governing bodies of the school for a necessary addressing of grievances,” William was very careful to not mention the room of hostages the “addressing of grievances” had involved.
“Half of your followers had guns. There were enough to be legally considered a militia,” the councilman knew the details.
“Semantics,” William said under his breath.
“It seems, in fact, that quite a few of your followers are here today. Welcome to Superior,” the councilman nodded in acknowledgement to the guests in the courtroom.
“Well, sir, I would call them moreso my supporters, rather than followers. I am here for a purpose. A purpose they also happen to endorse.”
“I see… and what exactly is this cause?” The councilman asked. He knew, but this time he wanted to know what William thought he was doing.
“Well, sir-“
“Just get on with it,” the councilman cut him off.
Every “Sir” that left Lorem’s mouth compounded the councilman’s conclusion that his “Politeness” was heavily rehearsed and incredibly disingenuous.
WAUKESHA, WI 1943
It was raining. As it had been for what seems to be weeks. All over the state, the only weather William seemed to find was rain. After being expelled from school, William found something to do with his free time. If he thought writers deserved a place of their own, he’d go out and find it. His sabbatical took him across the state, from Kenosha to…
“Superior,” William shouted into the phone. The booth only did so much to muffle the downpour on the other side of the glass.
Maxwell had taken his time off from school to better himself. He’d taken local classes, read books. Learned skills. At the moment he was reading a book on woodworking in his parents living room. Then the phone rang.
“What?” Maxwell asked William over the phone. He could barely hear him.
The book slid off its perch on his
knee and fell to the ground as he repositioned himself to hear.
“That’s the haven,” William shouted back. The rain wouldn’t let up for another hour, but he had a lot to deliver over the phone.
SUPERIOR, WI 1944
“Hold on, Hold on. What do you mean ‘Superior is the haven’? Are you intending on repeating your college rebellion here?” The councilman asked. He wouldn’t let the man be caught up in his reverie without knowing exactly what he meant by that statement. This in particular was not in his file and the wording made him nervous.
“Well, sir-“
“Are you or are you not intending on committing an act of terrorism and governmental overthrow in the town of Superior, Wisconsin?” The councilman demanded an answer.
“No, sir. But I noticed you had an issue. And I think we can help,” William had done his research and was ready to unleash documents and charts upon this unsuspecting councilman.
“We don’t need a cult taking over the town, thanks!,” A man shouted from the back of the room. A cult. The councilman had debated using the word, but at that moment he was glad he hadn’t. The room exploded. Countless citizens began debates with Lorem’s followers. Lorem turned and began attempting to calm his followers, but that only seemed to rile them more.
“THROW THEM OUT! THROW THEM OUT! THROW THEM OUT!” The crowd began to chant. “Order! Order! Everyone back to your seats!” The councilman shouted over the crowd, smacking his gavel on the podium.
Mr. Lorem, facing the councilman, stood in silence. The councilman couldn’t tell what he man was
thinking, and it scared him. Before things escalated, he recognized cooler heads would prevail with rest. He knew all would be better off in the morning.
“We’re going to call a recess on this hearing until tomorrow morning!” The councilman shouted over the crowd. “And it will be closed to the public!”
The crowd was aghast. They didn’t know what Lorem was planning, but if it concerned their town, they thought they had a right to be there to hear about it.
“Bailiffs, clear the room,” the councilman requested. Two officers entered and began to slowly clear the room until the councilman and Lorem were the final two, eye contact still firmly held.
“What now, councilman?” William asked in a flatter, deeper voice than he’d been using previously. It took the councilman by surprise, but he didn’t acknowledge it.
“I’ll see you tomorrow morning. Your followers will have to wait outside with the public,” the councilman responded.
“I understand. I will see you bright and early,” William almost sounded robotic in his response. He was about to turn toward the door when a bailiff returned to the room.
“We’ve got a call for you out here, Mr. Lorem.”
William followed the Bailiff to the hallway, where he pointed to an office lined with windows.
“Call’s in there.”
William entered as instructed, closing the door behind him. The phone sounded as though it had been ringing for some time. He was surprised the call hadn’t dropped.
“Hello?” William lifted the receiver and asked the unknown caller.
“Welcome one and all to the happiest place in the Midwest!” One voice said.
“Lorem Falls is a quiet town of just under two thousand people,” a woman’s voice said.
Then came another.
His own.
“Consider the town of Lorem Falls a haven for the creative spirit!”
Finally, the voice of his brother-in-law, Nicholas Winterbower.
“Knock and the door shall be opened unto you.”
“Who are you?” He asked, hoping someone would break through the voices.
“Your destiny. We have much to discuss,” The caller said over the phone, each voice that composed its message sticking out slightly, like straws of a straw hat.
William paused for a moment, then hung up the phone. By the time he returned to the courtroom, the councilman had left and the lights were turned out. Outside, the councilman packed his briefcase in the back of his car. William exited the courthouse just as he closed the trunk.
“Councilman!” William shouted as he exited the building and approached the desperately tired man.
“Yes, Mr. Lorem?” The councilman sighed.
The councilman turned to face him, his desire to get home clearly expressed in the bags under his eyes.
William began his final argument.
“Sir, I just wanted to let you know that Lorem Falls is the future of American creativity and it will come to pass. Destiny wills it so”.
“Mr. Lorem, you make no allies attempting to input a sense of superiority over others with your vocabulary and certainly not with delusions of grandeur”. He had just about reached a breaking point with the man in the courtroom. Now he has visions of some sort of manifest destiny for northwest Wisconsin?
“Sir, I don’t think you hear my words.”
“Oh, I do. That is why I am here to stop you. I’ll see you tomorrow,” the councilman was tired of Lorem and his antics.
“I’m sure you will,” William said with what the councilman could only determine as menace. Was that a threat? He couldn’t be sure, but the confidence with which William brushed past him to his car was astounding. He watched, then turned back to his own car. He opened his door and turned the key in the ignition as William pulled out of the parking lot. He’d had a long day and was ready to head home.
William returned to the courtroom the following morning to find a crowd gathered outside. Camera bulbs flashed. A woman screamed. He parked and pushed his way through to get a glimpse of what they were looking at. The councilman’s car. Still parked as it had been the previous night. Dead. It was the driver’s seat, however, that caught people’s attention. As William reached the front of the crowd, the phone call he received suddenly made sense. The councilman’s suit lay in the seat. Empty. As if he had been pulled out of it. Raptured even. An idea sparked. William turned and left the crowd. He had no further opposition and he had a phone call to make. His brother-in-law, Reverend Nicholas Winterbower, would certainly have something to say about someone being raptured at the town hall.
After a two-month hiatus, court proceedings would resume. Victory for William Lorem Would be swift.
Explanations for this would be varied, as all future proceedings were closed to the public. Some say William gained new support, namely the reverend. Others say government officials wanted to avoid his bad side, given the fate of their predecessor. Regardless, Lorem Falls would be officially annexed
from Superior, Wisconsin in October of 1944. By William’s passing in early 1972, he would receive thirteen phone calls like the one he received in that courthouse. It is unclear if he ever found the caller.