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Skywalker x OG Kush

22.3% THC | 1.85% total terps

Lemon, pine, earthy, fuel, the classic kush profile with an aroma that leans more earthy, citrusy and peppery. Some woody pine and floral but more pine that anything.

Visually , this is a respectable pickup. The trim could be tighter, but the flower has good detail coverage which translates to the classic OG Kush profile, sticky with decent moisture.

Very satisfying smoke, classic kush profile. Relaxed stony evening full body high. Perfect for bong rips with ice water.

Overall 8.8/10

RAINBOW SHERBERT #11

RS11 comes from Deep East, Wizard Trees and Doja Pak, crossing Pink Guava with OZK. A love story like no other lol

This is Connected’s cut of Rainbow Sherbert #11!
I must say the flower looks good. Chunky buds with purple throughout, orange hairs all over and plenty of frost. The closeups show it off damn well imo. I’ve been smelling it nonstop since I grabbed it, it has that fruity, funky mix of musty mango and sour cherry, with a lingering sweetness.

Effects are spacey and euphoric with a relaxed feel, the kind of high that’s meant for you to smoke one and really kick back. After this attic work today which wasn’t so bad, this was my treat! Anything rainbow or sherbet is fire and another love story with this one for sure 🔥

This batch came in at around 26.5% THC and 1.55% total terps, with limonene at 0.522%, linalool at 0.246% and caryophyllene at 0.219%. Those leading terps should tell you the plot.

Cheers everyone!

Wish everyone nothing but the best, today and always! Smile at a stranger, help a person in need and just before getting mad, stop and think, what lesson will this teach me in life? Patience? Honesty? Kindness? The world needs love and healing! Be the change.

Toad Venom comes in with a strong peppery, gassy hit right away, with a little citrus cutting through it. The caryophyllene is doing most of the heavy lifting at 1.07%, while the 0.60% limonene keeps the flavor from getting too dark. As it settles in, the 0.45% linalool and 0.42% myrcene bring in that heavier, relaxed feeling, with the humulene adding more of that earthy kush character. The smoke finishes smooth and lingering, leaving a spicy, earthy gas flavor behind. At 31.2% THC and 3.78% terps, this is a seriously well rounded flower with enough potency and terp weight making it a strong evening option.

THC 31.2% | Total Terps 3.78%

Effects: Euphoric, heavy, relaxing

Score: 9/10

If you’re a fan of high quality cannabis, I highly recommend giving this one a try. Excellent quality from start to finish.

This is some smooth smoke. If you’re a fan of Hollywood or any Gelato and zoap strains I’d go get this. At 0.548% linalool, it’s coming through immediately as a soft sweet flavor. The 0.368% limonene adds a noticeable citrus brightness underneath it, while the humulene and myrcene bring in a little earthy depth. It’s all there and the smoke finishes clean with a light herbal note from the pinene and terpineol. Can’t forget the high builds into a relaxed, mellow feeling that settles nicely without being overly heavy. At 26.6% THC, it has enough strength to keep the effects noticeable while staying easygoing. Overall, smooth, floral, citrusy and relaxing.

9.1/10 🔥

Permanent Runtz has a really clean, citrus forward flavor. The 0.518% limonene comes through immediately with a bright, fresh citrus note, followed by a soft floral sweetness from the 0.372% linalool. On the exhale, the 0.230% caryophyllene adds a light peppery spice that gives the smoke some depth without taking away from the citrus.
The high comes on with a noticeable euphoric head buzz and a nice mental lift. It feels clear and upbeat at first without being too racy or scattered. After a few hits, the effects settle into a more relaxed, slightly hazy headspace while still keeping that uplifting quality.
The 0.142% myrcene adds some body relaxation, but PR never really turns into a heavy or sedating smoke. The pinene keeps the overall profile fresh, while the farnesene adds a subtle sweet, fruity layer underneath the citrus and floral notes.
Overall, this is a bright, flavorful smoke with a strong citrus lead, a smooth floral finish, and a euphoric, relaxed high.

If you’re big on Permanent Marker like I am this is as close to PM I’ve smoked besides actual PM.

9.3/10 overall 🔥

I’m really liking Goldflower’s cut of GG4. At 20.8% THC and 1.46% terps, don’t expect this to hit like Frog Poison. Do expect it to bring you back to life, like it did me.
Out of the 20+ Goldflower pre rolls I’ve tried, GG4 has stood out the most, with Voyager 1 coming in second for me personally. Still plenty more to try 😂
It’s smoking old school GG4! Really gassy, peppery, earthy, and nicely relaxing. Definitely buying a half of this would be a no brainer if you like GG4

Breeder: $Money $Mike

Starting it off right with some brand new fuego!
This I95 has that dirty old school funk right out of the bag. Sharp chem, funky breath, earthy OG and a little sweetness sitting underneath it. The smoke comes through thick and greasy with that Kush and Chem flavor sticking to your mouth after the exhale.
The effects don’t waste much time either. A few pulls in and the pressure starts stacking up behind the eyes, then the euphoria rolls in and everything gets a little warmer, heavier and more spaced out. The head high stays lively for a while before that OG weight starts sinking into the body and slowing everything down.
What I like about this one is the character. It doesn’t feel like another generic modern strain chasing crazy numbers. It smokes like something with some history behind it. Funky, heavy, euphoric and grimy in the best way. That TK, Legend OG and Star Dawg combination really gives it its own personality.

9.5/10

Watermelon Gelato starts off nice and upbeat with the limonene, then you can really feel that myrcene and linalool start settling in. After a few minutes it gets heavier behind the eyes and turns into a smooth, hazy body relaxation without completely putting you down. Flavor comes through sweet and citrusy with a creamy floral finish and a little spice on the back end.

25.5% THC | 2.83% terps

Effects: Happy - hazy - relaxed - heavy behind the eyes

Overall: 9.4/10

Genetics: Sundae Driver x Grape Pie Bx

Breeder: Cannarado Genetics

This one has been sitting around for exactly three months and one day, and I knew that going in. That didn’t scare me though. I’ve tried Cannarado Genetics before in Virginia, and lately I’ve been chasing breeders and genetics more than anything. Buddy, it’s paying off. I’m not going to sit here and say this is perfect. The smell is more subtle, giving me grape with some sugary vanilla notes. The trim job isn’t anything crazy either, but once you actually look at the flower, this thing is loaded with trichome heads everywhere.
The effects are where this really shines. That 0.565% limonene gives it a nice lift at first, but the 0.634% caryophyllene, 0.144% linalool and the rest of the profile start settling in quickly. I feel like somebody is slowly pushing my eyes back with their fingers. It gets strong behind the eyes and keeps building into a really nice, relaxed body buzz.
Wonderful effects on this one. Great job on the back cross.

23.3% THC | 2.34% Terps

Effects: strong behind the eyes, relaxed, euphoric, tingly body, heavy body

Overall: 9.2/10

This is smoking so heavy. At 33.3% THC and 2.796% Terps, expect for the first few pulls to hit pretty fast behind the eyes. Its initially uplifting and spacey, then progressively get heavier through the body. The myrcene/caryophyllene/linalool combination turned into a real couch locker from a couple bong rips. Flavor wise just expect lemony gas up front and some peppery diesel funk through the middle, with an earthy herbal finish. The nugs look dense and absolutely coated. Very euphoric, stoney with heavy relaxation. Just what I need on a Friday. Cheers to the weekend!

9.4 out of 10

This one came in super frosty with a nice dense look. The smoke starts off heady and uplifting, then slowly turns more stoney as that myrcene and linalool creep in. Definitely felt it behind the eyes first before the body started loosening up. Smooth smoke with a sweet floral, earthy gassy taste that hangs around a little. Not an instant knockout, but it keeps building into a really relaxed, heavy chill without completely shutting your mind off.

24.7% THC | 2.34% terps

Effects: Heady, euphoric, stoney, creeping body relaxation

Chef is a smooth, balanced smoke that hits more than the 21.3% THC suggest. The .474% limonene gives it a bright, heady start, while the heavy .410% caryophyllene adds a warm stoney feel. Then the .267% linalool and .125% humulene gradually calm everything down into a relaxed body buzz. Not a knockout strain, but a really nice clear headed high that gets more relaxing as it settles in. Definitely one for a nice gaming sesh or conversation

21.3% THC | 1.81% terps | Heady, stoney, relaxed finish

Cosmic Crnch

This one definitely hits heavier. I felt the head change pretty quick, then it started getting more stoney as that body relaxation slowly built up. The myrcene really seems to show itself on the back end heavy eyes, loose body, properly baked, but the limonene keeps enough of a mental buzz going that it doesn’t immediately knock me out. Definitely more of an after work/nighttime smoke for me.

24.1% THC | 1.49% terps |

Stoney • Heavy-eyed • Body relaxation • Baked

8.8 / 10

Strawberry Fizz

This one hits bright and fast. Almost immediately I got a strong euphoric head buzz that had me feeling upbeat and mentally switched on. After a few minutes the linalool and caryophyllene start smoothing it out, bringing some relaxation without killing that energetic, heady feeling. Definitely potent, but more fun and uplifting than heavy.

26.4% THC | 2.49% terps |

KiwiSrs × Juicy Fruit

This one has a nice calm, hazy head high to it. The linalool and caryophyllene come through with that relaxed, slightly stoney feeling, while the limonene keeps my mood up and stops it from getting too sleepy. After a few minutes I’m low eyes, mellow and comfortably buzzed, but my mind is still going. Not super heavy, just a really nice balanced chill.

20.2% THC | 1.62% terps | Hazy • Stoney • Mellow • Relaxed

8.7 / 10

🥝 KiwiSrs × Guava

At 18.3% THC, I wasn’t expecting it to hit like it does, but that terp profile definitely carries it. The smell is a soft, sweet Fruity Pebbles type aroma, and the smoke is smooth but surprisingly lung expanding.
The high hits the head first, getting the mind lit and noticeably stoney while still feeling mentally engaged. Then it starts creeping down into the body, slowly building into a really nice relaxation without completely taking over the head high. Linalool at 0.416% leads the way, with bisabolol and caryophyllene helping that creeping body relaxation settle in. Definitely a creeper with a lit mind and relaxed body. Another good example of why THC percentage isn’t everything.

18.3% THC | 1.90% Terps

Effects: Heady• Stoney • Creeping body high • Relaxed

Overall: 8.8/10