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Hope everyone’s been doing good and happy Memorial Day weekend y’all. Been a minute since I posted on here. Work’s been absolutely kicking my ass lately and on top of that my doctor somehow managed to screw up my allotment, so I really haven’t had the chance to grab much recently.

But I’m finally back and hyped to start dropping reviews again. Got some older fire I’ve been meaning to post, plus a bunch of new drops I’ve been seeing pop up lately. Even saw Curaleaf just dropped their BRIQ 2 live rosin, which honestly has me pretty stoked. Planning on grabbing that tomorrow morning and hopefully having a review up by midday for y’all… unless it smacks too hard and I forget 😂

But for now, White Cherry Gelato. My favorite in the program and honestly still the one to beat for me personally. This strain just checks every single box every time I grab it. Flavor, nose, smoothness, effects, bag appeal, all there. It’s one of those strains that immediately reminds me why I love this program when it’s done right.

Every time I crack it open it has that loud creamy cherry/gas profile that fills the room instantly. Smoke is smooth as hell and the effects are exactly what I’m looking for, euphoric, relaxing, heavy behind the eyes without completely knocking me out unless I keep going back for more.

At this point it’s just the gold standard for me. White Cherry Gelato still undefeated in my book

From Maine trees instagram account! Super excited to try these two.

Man real big shout out to the growers at Cookies for putting out this banger.

Banana Bread (Banana OG x Oreoz)

The bag appeal is a straight 10/10 every time — frosty, chunky, loud as soon as you crack it. Nose is straight artificial banana candy with a little floral berry sitting in the background. It translates clean too, smoke is smooth and this shit rips… no harshness, just flavor all the way through.

Effects hit nice, behind the eyes, chill but not dumbed out. It’s one of those that creeps a little then settles you in. Not couchlock heavy but definitely relaxing enough to kick back.

Everything about this is 10/10 for me.

And real talk ….thank you for not rushing the cure. I asked one of the growers on here when this was dropping again and he said two weeks… 10 days later it’s back on the menu. That kind of consistency matters.

Grabbed two quarters (half for $105) on the markdown, but I’d pay $45 an eighth for this all day if it keeps smoking like this. Second time grabbing it and it’s just as good as the first! same smell, same smoke, same effects. That’s how you build trust.

Banana OG x Oreoz just works. It’s amazing.

Foot Pie

Foot Pie 69.7% THC -8.46% Terps - Natures Lab Extracts Live Rosin

sounds nasty but it’s the complete opposite… don’t let the name or color throw you off… this shit actually rips. Looks like some early cure/fresh press but it melts clean and smokes way better than it looks.

Nose is straight Z/gas/cream, reminds me a lot of that 710 Madison Zquared bucket, not crazy loud till you get in it, then it hits.

COA backs it too: 8.4% terps with hella caryophyllene + limonene/myrcene combo. So it hits quick behind the eyes, chest expansion on the inhale, then settles into a chill, slightly couchy vibe.

Not full knockout but definitely evening smoke.

this is gonna surprise a lot of people🔥 happy hunting and cheers 🥂

This one is different 💨

Frosted out, orange hairs everywhere, lil purple tucked in… just looks right.

Smooth gas with a lil citrus, creeps behind the eyes then settles in clean. Get your hands on this if you get the chance.