I found out my performance review was copy-pasted from another engineer's. My manager didn't even change the project names
Annual review. I sit down. My manager reads it out. "Strong contributions to Project Atlas. Demonstrated leadership in the migration." I nod along for 20 seconds before I realize something.
I have never worked on Project Atlas. That's James's project. James who sits two desks away from me.
I looked at my manager. He didn't notice. He kept reading. I let him finish the whole thing. Three paragraphs of achievements that weren't mine, strengths I hadn't demonstrated, and areas for improvement that didn't apply to my work.
When he was done I said "that's James's review." His face went white. He said "I'll fix it" and ended the meeting.
The corrected version arrived by email two days later. It was half the length. Generic sentences about "meeting expectations" and "continuing to develop." Apparently my real review is two paragraphs of nothing, because writing it required my manager to remember what I actually did this year, and he couldn't.
I'd been at this company for 14 months. In that time, this man signed off on my work, my raises, and my career trajectory. He could not describe a single thing I'd accomplished without accidentally reading someone else's name.
I quit three months later. He asked why. I didn't tell him.