u/DildoFraggins669

I was driving down 22nd last night and when I got near Midtown I started hearing this really weird “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” sound. At first I thought it was my tires or maybe construction equipment but then I parked for a minute and it almost sounded like it was coming from downtown itself.

The weirdest part is when I drove away toward the river and looked back in my mirror I swear I could still hear it faintly.

Today my girlfriend and I were driving back from the vet with our cat Pickles and when we stopped near City Hall he started doing that EK EK EK EK EK thing cats do when they see birds or are stressed. Hair standing up and everything. He has literally never done that in the car before.

I know this sounds insane but does Saskatoon test any kind of acoustic equipment downtown? Like crowd control or emergency alert systems? I saw some post online about low-frequency sound making people anxious and now I’m wondering if they’re experimenting with something.

Or maybe the Bessborough finally woke up.

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u/DildoFraggins669 — 16 days ago

Hey guys, I have a question

I recently came across a thread about how somebody lowered his hundred metre sprint time from 12.81 to 10.50 using butt plugs at specific angles in your rectum hole

Apparently, this is an old-school technique that the Soviets used which creates better contraction of your Gluth muscles, and as a result, better turnover in your stride

I’ve been a track athlete for the last 15 years and I’m looking to qualify for the Olympics - specifically make it to Olympic trials. So I’m wondering what’s the best butt plug and at what angle do I need to insert into my rectum so I can lower my sprint time by two seconds.

Any advice would be much appreciated thanks!

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u/DildoFraggins669 — 20 days ago