▲ 93 r/Saint_Kate_Middleton+1 crossposts

In Ain't Shit News: Professional Dilettante interrupts his taxpayer funded summer break to post a message about fires in the UK 🙂

Workshy Willy is currently on his summer break 🤓

u/Any_Pineapple4221 — 5 days ago
▲ 106 r/KateMiddletonMissing+2 crossposts

Long May this continue: Majesty Magazine will no longer be stocked in newsagents!

Welp!

Why are royalists not using their funds to keep this rag in publication?

Poor Ingrid Sewage might be out of a job! 😂

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 6 days ago

In Batshit Crazy News: The British Media is worried about an estate they don't pay for in a country they don't live in 😅

Just another normal Thursday for these people!

I mean, over the years, they have been worried about mountain lions, the grass not being watered due to water rationing, the smell of weed due to a dispensary opening nearby, an native American burial ground in the vicinity of Montecito 😂😂😂

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 7 days ago

The US State Department is trolling the Heritage Foundation 🤭

They redacted his whole records and published them 😆😩

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 9 days ago

On this doll, show us where Meghan wearing a T-shirt hurt you? 😆

I am stitches 😁

Imagine feeling hurt because someone wore a T-shirt 😅

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 9 days ago

In Ain't Shit News: Camilla is now supporting churnalism with scholarships!

You will all remember how many journos in the British Press count Camilla as a friend!

Jeremy Clarkson raves about her, Piers Morgan attends lunches with her.

Paul Dacre socialises and employs her wastrel of a son. Geordie Greig also calls her a supporters.

She employs Tobyn Andreae as her Head of Comms but to name a few.....

So this scholarship is right up her alley! 🤓

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 15 days ago

In the Batshit Crazy News: Meghan's Birthday "clashed" with 2 major Royal events 😭

How dare Meghan be born in 08/04/1981 in Canoga Park, LA in the USA and a whole year before Workshy Willy's christening? 😂😂

The audacity of the woman 😃

Happy 45th Birthday, Meghan. Hope you enjoy your day living absolutely rent free in the head of the media, the palace and millions of weirdos! 🥰

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 16 days ago

Private Eye are spilling the Tea on the future of the House of Windsor!

Feel free to keep those expectations low af, people! 😆

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 21 days ago

James Middleton's bankrupt marshmallow company was selling Nazi paraphernalia when they were trading back in 2019

Keeping it classy as per usual!

The company went bust and left debts of £800k to the taxpayer.

The Middletons and bankruptcy are synonymous these days!

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 22 days ago

Time for another popularity poll from YouGov: The Tourism Attraction argument is falling apart in real time for the Windsors

I thought they keep saying that they are the most popular Royal Family to have populared in the Galaxy?

And that their mere presence is guaranteed to bring the punters in to the UK? 🤓

The receipts say otherwise! 🤭

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 22 days ago

The Body Language Experts have been activated 😆

Yes, between the "festive glances" and "honest intensity of their feelings" 😩

Love is in air 🥰

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 1 month ago

The Invictus Foundation has an exciting announcement tomorrow!

And it's detractors wept!

The 2027 Birmingham Games are currently sponsored by Boeing, ATCO, Clifford Chance, Deloitte, Bringantes, Jaguar Land Rover Defender 🥰

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 1 month ago

The Annual "Keen" Season has officially started 😆

Every year, we get the same script for the last 15 years 😂

And each year, the dead, the elderly and the infirm "outwork" her 🤣

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 1 month ago

They said Royalty and Titles brings in the donations 😃

Kate only managed to raise £1000 to £2000 for her big 3 peaks climb 🤭

Guess her fans aren't very generous!

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 1 month ago

In Pure Glazing News: Workshy Willy is apparently too humble and popular to attend England's World Cup Games 😃

I mean the sheer lunacy of this article is sending me 😂😂

Last week, William played golf and watched tennis as "work" because his brother was in town to support the causes he believes in.

u/Diligent-Till-8832 — 1 month ago