I dont, yeah never. Talk to myself? Psh, what do you think I am, some sort of lunatic?
This job has taken my sanity, put it in a blender, then fed it to me, and then I shat it all over the floor.
Send help.
I have a feeling the probation officer convinced Daniel to wait six months to post on social media. This is why Daniel commented on Grace's video that he was going to take a break for that long. So knowing Daniel, he probably figured out the exact date and is going to wait till that day to make his "big return". You can almost see the thought in his head as he walks down the street alone, its like hes saying to himself, "just 167 more days".
Like dude probably was like, "Sure Daniel, you can borrow my phone," and now thousands of people know of him and his youtube history.
I imagine him completely aghast spending a whole day watching all the YT documentaries.
Since one of his parole stipulations is that he has to have full time work, I got to wondering what jobs he could actually be competent at. Here's what I got so far:
Walmart Greeter
President of United States
Daniel got scared straight 100%. He is gonna be so scared to go back that he is gonna follow every rule the judge put in place. Which honestly is good. Daniel was a menace to society and a disease infested health hazard. If I had to guess, the internet will find his location and then stalk him with drones. So we'll get a few angry tongues for sure, but not much more than that. All probably for the best.
Ive always said I would never ever work for a company with them, but Im about to close on a new house and this company is like 5 minutes away. They are small, family owned and have good reviews. Plus they allow dogs which is a must, only thing is driver facing cameras. Look, feel free to hate me, but I use my phone sparingly while I drive. Sometimes its to switch a podcast, other times its to call someone. I also reach to the other seat to pet my dog frequently. Idk I guess I could give that stuff up, but on top of it all it just feels like an invasion of privacy. Like I don't want someone watching me at all times...
I am so mother fucking sick of it. All media outlets need to shut their Little Debbie holes until there is a shovel in the ground. I dont care if the prospective build site is full of radio active waste that would give Spiderman a third dick, i dont fucking care. Take your stadium news reports and shove them so far up your butt holes that your spit tastes like shit.
Thank you, that is all.