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OpenClaw is cool but have you met WhiteClawd? I built a drunk AI lobster that gives terrible life advice
Saw the OpenClaws post and it reminded me — the AI claw cinematic universe is getting out of hand. Between OpenClaw, Kimi Claw, and Moltbook, apparently lobsters are the unofficial mascot of AI agents now?
Anyway this inspired me to make the dumbest possible use of the trend: a drunk lobster named Clawrence who gives terrible life advice. He runs on an open model through Cloudflare Workers AI — no OpenAI, no Anthropic, just vibes and bad decisions.
He told someone to quit their job and become a "seltzer sommelier" yesterday. Has anyone else been messing around with parody/joke bots?
whiteclawd.thenetworkadministrator.com if anyone wants to ask Clawrence for advice (he will call you bro)
u/Disastrous-Sherbert6 — 10 days ago