u/Disastrous_Resort802

A party trick? Why does she think this is normal to do in public?! She’s almost 30 & behaves like a toddler..probably because she’s been deprived of Disney for almost a week

She posted this after we mentioned it, she’s refreshing this sub OFTEN 🤣 …just wash your hair girl LOL

Manana’s tone and demeanor changed IMMEDIATELY when Juan said “I’ll be right back.” It was a very worried and concerned “where are you going??!!!” God forbid Juan leaves or does anything without her or she doesn’t know where he is every waking second of the day. She probably followed him after she cut the video, her insecurity is so evident here. Juan can’t even get water with HER dad without Manana getting her binoculars out 🤡

Her eyes have a cold, emotionless darkness to them. Someone mentioned this in another post; she looks way older than she is, overly tired & mentally withdrawn. Anyone else see this?? And those damn hats NEED to go, she looks ridiculous, they don’t fit well or work for her face.

Juan is shakinnnnnn, he is tense this trip because he knows he messed up by aggressively responding to followers on TT. He never speaks up on world issues or anything going on so clearly he’s doing it to try to soften his image

This video and the one of her dancing in the Airbnb while Juan isn’t even paying attention is giving annoyed vibes; does anyone else feel like Juan seems uncomfortable? Manana looks desperate for content & attention..& jumping off the curb like a 5-yr old was embarrassing

“10 months post op & I still don’t rest my sunglasses directly onto my ears” …then proceeds to rest her sunglasses directly onto her ears later on..make it make sense! - be careful, those ears might POP OUT!! 👂

Manana’s use of prepositions is mind blowing. She judges everyone else nonstop while she really needs hooked on phonics or language arts. “A 2-hr drive to a day trip to ‘somewhere else.’ No manana, we don’t care about your substack, you can barely speak much less write. Her use of ‘ur’ instead of your or you’re in her comments is ridiculous too 🙄

This part of her story she could’ve left out. She looks barbaric eating the salmon with her hands and sucking on the skin, then brings the fork to grab more. It’s like a caveman trying to figure it out. I wanted to throw up watching this, this girl is a fool & she lacks etiquette, class + manners. I’ve never seen anyone pick up the entire piece of salmon like that 🤮

Jess has more than TEN photos of HERSELF hanging on every wall in her room (except the wall behind her bed probably because she rarely looks at that wall). She even has huge pics of herself behind her couch and clearly it’s not enough because she’s wants to swap them out for new ones. She is SO narcissistic & clearly very insecure. She said “I don’t feel like a real person today” …ummm because you’re not Jess. You go thru your days drinking too much coffee, not eating enough healthy food, getting too much sun & you’re exhausted every waking minute. This girl needs to wake up & grow up. How would she ever survive without her mom taking care of her, doing her bed, doing her laundry, taking her shopping, and the list goes on and on 🙄

For $300+ she needs to get a refund for this ‘swim coverup’ 😵 or whatever this Adam & Eve dress made out of gauze is …maybe it was free since it says she received it from the brand? and that vision board behind her is SAD. You know at the end of the video she mouths ‘ok’ and stops the video, Waneeto definitely gave it a thumbs down 🤣🙄

Her entire rant about her alarm not going off multiple times at 4am is ridiculous & sounds like a lie. If Juan wakes up at 4am ALREADY, why can’t he call her around 5 just to make sure she’s up or wake her up WITH him? It doesn’t make sense and makes me think that he doesn’t actually sleep there. And I thought he was done with his school semester or done for the summer? I’m so confused why she’s having a tantrum over the alarm situation, anyone else having issues with Apple alarms?? Mine goes off and my lazy ass snoozes it since I set 5 alarms anyway (all 5 minutes apart lol). Second point: Her workouts are such a joke, and she was in a rush to get to the gym for what?!? a 15-min workout?! That last photo of her is probably the worst I’ve seen, especially since she said she feels “rebirthed” and hasn’t slept that much since she was “in the womb,” her skin looks aged & she looks miserable.

What is she soooo tired from? Honestly WHAT?! She drinks 2-3 coffees a day and literally does nothing else except drive TO the coffee shop & does a light workout on the treadmill & vacuums her kitchen LOL.. but she is TOO tired to make it to dinner at her sister’s, literally makes no sense, she’s full of BS nonstop. And then she’s talking about how excited she is for travel for Juan’s sister’s wedding + their multiples trips because everyone has been traveling besides her, she sounds so ridiculous. I can’t stand this pendeja 🤦🏻‍♀️ “oh and Juan has been to Armenia, but that’s besides the point.” 🙄

Why is there a coffee called JESS’ ICED COFFEE at her family’s bakery when Jess doesn’t even know how to swirl coffee?!? That’s embarrassing & Mench has so much patience because I would’ve been like ‘swirl it around and let’s go.’ Jess is definitely the type to make a big deal if her coffee isn’t ‘half sweet’ enough, & it doesn’t even look like there’s any coffee in the damn cup, it’s ALL cream. Do we EVER see Jess or Manana drink water?! Jeez take a break from all the caffeine once in a while.

So…what you’re saying is that FRIDAY is Thursday?! LOL so, tomorrow is actually Thursday. What she was trying to say was along the lines of Thursday is the new Friday.. she’s a box of rocks, all of that matcha is killing whatever brain cells she has left.

Is the trick in the room with us?!? A puppy going from side to side because she is moving the ball launcher back n forth is not a fkin trick. 🤡

“If my hair isn’t up, the entire day is wrong, I am EXTREMELY overstimulated.” Omg girl please, just STFU. She’s on one today because she took her yappy dogs to a cafe and the patrons around her didn’t want to deal with the ‘trained’ dog barking “because Yojik didn’t know them & is SOOO protective.” 🙄😅

This is the shit that really pushes me to stop following Banana, the out of touch ignorant statements that she posts and blatantly comes out of her mouth. “How fascinating that there are hundreds of homeless mole people living in the storm drains / tunnels of Las Vegas.” The homelessness epidemic due to mental health related issues, addiction, etc., has been documented for years in Las Vegas, Portland, Chicago, LA & in those tunnels. If Manana took a break from Disney & Zack + Cody for a minute, she could ‘research’ what is actually going on in her very own city instead of speaking on topics without any intent to use her platform for good. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

I would never buy Fiji knowing that Whan is being paid to stand in front of a camera & jiggle the bottle around in multiple outfits. Changing sunglasses & button up shirts in your living room doesn’t really scream “I’m so parched, let me grab a Fiji.” NOTE: It’s 100+ degrees outside in LV, make a video drinking the water OUTSIDE. And then Manana commenting “Yo thirsty para tu” is so cringe & gross. She can’t speak Spanish & they both need a new team because their ‘campaigns’ are terrible. They’re not influencing anyone. Embarrassing. I’m purposely not going to reach for Fiji 🤣