u/Dismal-Business-5180

What if that funny bit from the Longevity Vaccine video, but a series of shorts?

This is a question I first asked myself about twenty years ago, and I've finally sat down and made a start. It's my first time doing anything like this so it's not the most polished thing ever, but I had a lot of fun! And now I've learned the basics, I'm getting quicker.

Hope you like it! I have scripts for 3 more so watch this space...

“A Ghanaian traditional spiritualist who went viral after claiming he had ‘cursed’ England captain Harry Kane has now turned his attention to Lionel Messi”

Man alive! Tell you this... Cycle to work this morning, XFM on YouTube through my headphones... EIGHT times I had to risk my life and that of passing traffic fumbling my phone out my pocket to skip an ad.

There's gotta be rules people, come on! You wanna boost your subscribers and your online presence, course you do, I respect that, it's industrious! But making a - I mean you didn't MAKE it, you didn't CREATE it, you're just... but you know, you're welcome to it, good luck to you. Spread the word. Put it on SOUNDCLOUD... Please.

But - "Ohhhhhh! Can I have some money as well?" I just think... Piss off.