u/Dismal_Associate_259

???: How would you describe Dr Champagne McGregor

Benny: Well, I'd say he's a lot like coffee

??? What?

Benny: (haha) when you first try it. It can come off as dark and bitter. But once you get past all of that, it's actually kind of warm and surprisingly sweet

Benny: Oh, and he's really good at keeping me up at night

When it comes to music, Astra has a favourite artist, that being Avril Lavigne, and a part of that might have to do with the timing. Complicated being one of the first songs really listened to after giving her Universe Overseer Ruins, but despite that, Complicated isn't her favourite song. No, that honour goes to Girlfriend, a song She had listened to a thousand times, although this latest one was a bit different. "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way, I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend." Astra smiled, jumping up and down as she screamed along to the song, only to be interrupted by, "You're mighty cute, but my girlfriend is the hottest dragon girl in the multiverse." The compliment made Astra blush as she looked eye to eye with her arconick lover. "You know, you're the only person to a room, randomly make a loyalty test, and then Ace said test." She smiled, flinging her arms over Toralei's shoulders, pulling her closer to the bed, Avril Lavigne still blaring through her speaker.

Champagne: (gets out of bed and does that just work-up-strength thing people do)

Benny: Well, don't you look nice?

Champagne: Benny You've seen me naked a thousand times before

Benny: I've also seen the sunset a thousand times before, and it hasn't made that any less beautiful

Champagne blushing: Shut up, you clown

In both episodes that have the whole panini trio podcast thing, Champagne is only ever called "Champ," and I like to think that Benny set that up on purpose just in case anyone does end up listening to the podcast; they won't make fun of Champagne's name, but that's just a headcanon.

Hey, I have an experiment idea: everyone imagine a sharpagne wedding. Now tell me what you saw. Hey, I have an experiment idea: everyone imagine a sharpagne wedding. Now tell me what you saw.

•What were they wearing?

• Where was the event held?

•and any other details you imagined

I personally headcanon that Benny always kind of knew he wasn't straight; he just didn't know the word until someone told it to him, and when they did, he was just like, "Oh, so that's what I am," and I also think that this realization happened around the age of 15-17.

I walked into my apartment for the first time in months, which is weird having an apartment and not using it, I mean even this time I wasn't using it I was just going there to grab an old movie I wanted to show Benny but well as i was looking I started thinking about how weird it was I mean when I first got the apartmentit was with the help of the sci-five it was a big deal for me after years of sleeping on a shoebox room and having all the Leisure areas filled with people that reminded me how miserable I was this apartment was my own space and yeah it did help ,at first but then me Benny and vasilia started hanging out around the sharp tank which got me comfortable with the space and then mean Benny started dating and it just made sense to crash in the building since we were already there and been had a room a room that was only supposed to be something he used when he didn't have the energy to go homebut it also ended up being a pretty good place for movie dates but even then we only used a few times a week no what really drove the nail into me spending any time in my apartment was me realising how much I like cooking because beforehand when I went to the sharp tank I just floating around and waited for Benny but after realising how much I loved cooking and how good I was at it you know just started cooking for everyone and of course Stirling an Alexa to realise how much I enjoyed it and just asked if I wanted to be the team Cook and you already know I said yes to that and that made saying they're the most sensible option instead of teleporting and walking up that hair like just had to go downstairs and start cooking which leads us to where we are now aka me wondering if I should break the lease on my apartment so what do you think Dr Young.

(PS: I headcanon that Champagne still goes to therapy, just a lot less frequently than when he first started.)

Today I realize that I've been mispronouncing Coșmar's name for ages. I've been pronouncing it "cosh_mara," which is wrong, and now I want to apologize, but I can't because she's not real.