u/Dismal_Associate_259

Abigail knew Benny as a nuisance, so when he showed up, that's what she expected, not him pushing a slightly over-tanned but very beautiful woman at her. He then introduced the strong-cheekboned mystery woman as Dr. Eunice Versey before finally explaining why he brought her here. "And Universe here is a smart but awful person, although hopefully that last part will change." Abigail rolled her eyes, mentally cursing the parents of this green-eyed nuisance. "Fine, she can stay. Now will you please leave?" "Sure thing, apple squash," He made a quick exit, leaving Abigail and a confused-looking blonde doctor. "Why did he call you 'apple squash'?" Abigail pinched the bridge of her nose, sighing out the obvious answer, "Because he's a moron." Eunice joined in the complaining, explaining that Benny's now boyfriend was an ex-employee of Heard who was apparently surprised that a job involving dinosaurs was dangerous. When he did find out, instead of leaving, he just became miserable and then blamed her before stealing a dinosaur that was only made with the help of her fortune. Abigail felt this euphoric feeling in finding someone who could finally understand how completely stupid people acted, a feeling that may have led them to do certain actions in her office.

So I need to write a rare pair fic. The two pairs I've been able to think of are Doctor Universe x Abigail Abbasquash and Archibald x Zashchitnik, but I want to know if anyone has any better ideas.