Alright cube community, I need your craziest ideas.
For a decade, I've had a cube dream that I'm trying to finally build out in paper. It's a cube called "As Richard Garfield Intended" (ARGI), and the title is most certainly sarcastic. It's meant to be a refuge for some of Magic's most obscure and unique game pieces, as well as a fun exhibition of Magic community humor and lore. It's very hard to describe, so here are some specific examples of where I'm reaching for inclusions, as well as some examples of cards I'm already/planning on including:
Un-Sets
Playtest cards
Draft matters cards
My Little Pony cards
Gavin Verhey's Unknown Event
Heroes of the Realm
Cards used to test applicants in the Great Designer Search
Sorcerer's Apprentice custom cards
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (this was a real thing)
Inquisition of Kozilek in Spanish (no one will expect it)
Misprinted German 4th Ed Drudge Skeletons on a Swamp
Voucher for 2 Explores called "The Bertoncini Special"
Voucher for a foil and nonfoil Embermage Goblin
Backwards Secret Lair cards
Multiple randomized and themed Lore Seeker packs
The comic sans "tARgeEt" Doom Blade
Misprinted green Serendib Efreet
Draftable Mutavault Token as a normal land
Cryptic Spires
Trusty Machete signed by Danny Trejo
Blue-Eyes White Dragon as an 8-generic-mana 3000/2500
Storm Crow errata'd to have Storm
Battle of Wits errata'd to say "60"
Mogg Fanatic errata'd to put damage on the stack
Colossal Dreadmaw with a $2 bill in it so you can money draft
Obviously, this will be one hell of a chore to attempt to balance in any meaningful way, as well as trying to keep it from becoming overly complex. It certainly won't be the cube I suggest to newer players. Even with those challenges, I'm pumped to finally get this thing put together and drafted.
So now, back to the point of the post, I would love to hear your ideas if you've got any for this project. Is there some super obscure promo card for a sock company I don't know about? (There is, I'll be playing it.) Is there a famous text or art error I should play as-written? Is there a way to turn the "WOW F**K TRON" meme into a draftable card or voucher? I'd love to hear what you would cook up if you were in my shoes. At this point, no idea is crazy enough to be beyond consideration. Thanks!