u/Doctor_Experience

I bought toilet paper. Are the kids asleep? Have 2 carrots. Xxx

In the week(s) leading up to a holiday, my wife and I will text each other "have 2 carrots" as a reminder to revel in the approach of holiday time.

We don't eat any carrots until we arrive but we do salivate in anticipation.

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u/Doctor_Experience — 13 days ago