I Asked ChatGPT to "write me a script in the style of a Neil Breen film."
This is more coherent than an actual Neil Breen film. Enjoy!
ABSOLUTION.exe
A screenplay in the style of a Neil Breen film
FADE IN:
EXT. EMPTY DESERT – SUNSET
A rusted 2003 sedan sits alone in the middle of nowhere.
Wind blows.
A MAN in a wrinkled black suit exits the car carrying:
- two laptops
- a Bible
- a VHS tape labeled “TRUTH”
- several tuna cans
This is DANIEL STONE, 52, former government systems architect, now “the chosen observer.”
He stares directly into the camera for too long.
DANIEL
The system is diseased.
(pause)
Corrupted.
(pause)
Humanity has willingly downloaded its own extinction.
He opens both laptops simultaneously.
The screens show:ACCESS DENIEDACCESS GRANTEDGLOBAL OVERRIDE
all at once.
INT. ABANDONED MOTEL ROOM – NIGHT
The room is lit entirely by blue laptop light.
Newspapers cover the walls:
- “BANKS COLLAPSE”
- “MISSING SENATORS”
- “TECH CEO FOUND CRYING”
- “INVISIBLE CYBER ATTACK?”
Daniel places tuna cans into a perfect circle on the carpet.
A WOMAN enters silently.
This is SARAH, though no explanation is given for who she is or how she got there.
SARAH
They’re watching you again.
DANIEL
I know.
SARAH
You accessed the national truth grid.
DANIEL
I had no choice.
He slowly turns one laptop toward her.
The screen displays:THEY KNOW ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Sarah gasps dramatically.
SARAH
No…
DANIEL
Yes.
EXT. CORPORATE PLAZA – DAY
A giant glass skyscraper.
Title card:
“THE FOUNDATION”
Inside are the six most powerful elites in America.
All six wear identical gray suits.
INT. FOUNDATION BOARDROOM – CONTINUOUS
A giant table.
No food.
No water.
No papers.
Only glowing tablets.
At the head sits DIRECTOR BLACK, age indeterminate.
DIRECTOR BLACK
Daniel Stone has breached the quantum firewall.
EXECUTIVE #2
Impossible.
EXECUTIVE #3
Nobody survives the firewall.
DIRECTOR BLACK
He’s no longer human.
The executives murmur nervously.
INT. MOTEL ROOM – NIGHT
Daniel types furiously.
Random stock footage of satellites appears.
The laptops begin making impossible noises.
Sarah watches in fear.
SARAH
What are you doing?
DANIEL
Reversing the corruption.
SARAH
Can you do that?
DANIEL
I built the corruption.
Thunder crashes indoors.
Daniel stands.
DANIEL (CONT'D)
I was once one of them.
(dramatic pause)
But then I died for seven minutes.
Sarah begins crying immediately.
MONTAGE
- Daniel walking through the desert holding Ethernet cables
- Children staring silently
- Computer screens exploding
- Senators sweating
- Fish swimming backward
- Sarah screaming in a church
- Random drone footage
- Daniel throwing cell phones into a fire barrel
- Stock footage of the stock market crashing
- A CGI satellite turning red
INT. SECRET UNDERGROUND SERVER ROOM – NIGHT
The room contains:
- blinking Christmas lights
- cardboard boxes
- one folding chair
Daniel enters wearing the same suit.
A DIGITAL VOICE speaks.
DIGITAL VOICE
Why have you returned, Daniel Stone?
DANIEL
To end this.
DIGITAL VOICE
You cannot stop humanity’s programmed destruction.
Daniel holds up the VHS tape.
DANIEL
I already did.
He inserts the tape into a VCR that was somehow already there.
Every monitor flashes:TRUTH UPLOADING
Outside, the world begins healing instantly.
EXT. CITY STREETS – DAY
People stop arguing.
Bankers hug homeless people.
Politicians collapse in shame.
A little girl throws an iPad into a fountain.
Birds return.
Someone whispers:
RANDOM WOMAN
We’re free…
INT. FOUNDATION BOARDROOM – DAY
The elites begin bleeding from the nose.
Their tablets melt.
EXECUTIVE #2
What’s happening to us?!
DIRECTOR BLACK
He exposed the algorithm…
Lightning strikes INSIDE the building.
Everyone dies offscreen.
EXT. DESERT – SUNRISE
Daniel stands alone.
Sarah approaches.
SARAH
Is it over?
Daniel looks toward the horizon.
Long pause.
Longer pause.
Even longer pause.
DANIEL
For humanity?
(pause)
Yes.
(pause)
For me?
He looks directly into camera.
DANIEL
It’s only beginning.
His eyes glow faintly CGI blue.
SMASH CUT TO BLACK.
TITLE CARD
ABSOLUTION.exe 2: DIGITAL SOUL
COMING SOON
A loud stock explosion sound plays for no reason.