u/Draus722

The face you make when you knew there were people there, went anyways, got caught, and now can’t tease and please a girl’s blank with your tongue and make them blank over and over despite reporting them to Yahoo.
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The face you make when you knew there were people there, went anyways, got caught, and now can’t tease and please a girl’s blank with your tongue and make them blank over and over despite reporting them to Yahoo.

u/Draus722 — 11 days ago
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I’m out of my mind showing up to this subreddit . My back hurts though, I swear, but I know me. I almost walked out of here the moment I walked in.

u/Draus722 — 2 months ago
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To all of you nervous or unsure about Primetime, Eugene Daily just wants to remind you that it will be an experience and something you’ll enjoy.

u/Draus722 — 2 months ago
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The last known image of a man enroute to ‘Lantic City, whose relaxing stretch/yawn combo on a pit stop half way to save a warming six pack in a refrigerator was derailed by the bogeyman who claimed another victim.

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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Besides HardChuck1 getting the daylights scared out of him, what is your favorite Chris Hansen jump scare?

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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That face you make when you’re a “kinky” man in Corona telling a middle schooler to grab a can of coke for reference.

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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Hey everyone, lost here enroute to Kentucky. I’m down here and it doesn’t look good. And the bears are looking for my dick. But you know what? The bottom line is I’m going to find out where the fuck you are and I’m going to take you to my house and fuck your brains out.

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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The OG Tex. Thomas Coffen crawled so that Vincent Ambrosio could walk.

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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“What are you doing out here in this 100° heat?” Getting my ass kicked. I need you to detain me and take me over into the shade and execute me.

u/Draus722 — 3 months ago
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That stubborn old man sass evaporated pretty quickly once the moment the sheriff’s deputies surprised him with the cuffs. He’s not “the minister,” he’s not a police officer, he’s Chris Hansen and you, sir, are in big trouble

u/Draus722 — 4 months ago