Neighbor is intentionally blocking my wife’s car in our driveway. Need legal, "devilish" ways to make his life miserable without involving police.
My wife and I share a long, tandem parking spot right next to our house that fits two cars bumper-to-bumper. If one of us needs to leave, we just swap spots easily.
Recently, a neighbor from a completely different building got jealous of our spot. Whenever I left for work, he would immediately drive over and block my wife's car in, claiming it is "public parking."
To stop this, I started moving my wife's car to the very front of the spot when I left. In response, this guy deliberately parked a completely broken down, rusty "burner" car right behind her. Now she is permanently trapped, and I am forced to park elsewhere.
The Catch: We are expats living in a country with extremely strict laws. If we call the police, the typical resolution for any expat dispute is immediate deportation for everyone involved. Going to the authorities is not an option. I need to handle this quietly.
I tried listing his car for sale online to spam his phone, but it didn't work. I need your absolute best safe, legal, but highly annoying or "devilish" solutions to make him move or make his life miserable. What can I do to his rusty car or his routine that won't leave any legal evidence or get me deported