Silliest Rules
As the title suggests, I want to know what your silliest reasons or rules are for not picking up a book.
Personally I have one big one: The author's name cannot be bigger than the title (which I realized recently is responsible for me not having read any of the greats)
And one little one: if the genre is Regency or Victorian and the clothing on the cover is anachronistic, I won't pick it up
*To be clear, I mean reasons that prevent you from even grabbing it, not things that would make you dnf