



Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence.
Thanks to u/SuperJohnny25 for letting me repost his OC with my poster-style editing! The last one is slightly crude (at worst), but mostly humorous.




Thanks to u/SuperJohnny25 for letting me repost his OC with my poster-style editing! The last one is slightly crude (at worst), but mostly humorous.
If there was any doubt in how Naomi makes people swoon for her, there isn't now.
Alternatively, Rosehip still thinks she's a lap dog. She is not. 🤣
Kay is like that dog that wants to be friends with everybody. It's a bit hard not to like her.
Somewhere nearby...
Darjeeling (moaning and groaning): "Can I make it absolutely clear that I'm only here because the teachers said I had to be here. I don't like snow. I hate being cold. I hate outdoor pursuits. I hate the idea that I have to 'pUsH mY bOdY tO fInD tHe LiMiT'."
*Rosehip pulls up in a red Toyota Hilux*
Darjeeling (continues ranting): "I can't stand this stupid clothing that makes this rustling noise when I move all the time. I hate the zips and toggles and all the pockets and that. And I hate your stupid truck."
Rosehip: "Listen, shhhh. If we make it, look at it this way: You will be the first person ever to go to the North Pole who didn't want to be there."
Maiko: "Very violent eulogy, I like it."
Nonna (confused): "She looks like she's seen what capitalism looks like."
Katyusha (still baffled): "No, it's the earthquake. I can sleep through this."
This does not require much explanation. 🤣
You know someone's really desperate to cool off when they are down to a t-shirt and shorts, have an ice lolly/ice cream in their mouth, and another one in their hand.
Maho: "I just fed you."
Dogizumi: "I want attention, so feed me."
Source (7/46): https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139209212
Momo: "I need to see the road."
Yuzu: "I know, but this is a bit extreme..."
Anzu: "Just let her do what she wants."
Momo: "Shut up."
Darjeeling (just realising what Rosehip would do): "Stay out! Stay out! Stay out! Stay out!"
*Rosehip gets into the box anyway*
Assam: "Hey! It's too f***ing late now! F*** sake!"
'Chovy is barely hanging on from the intense staring of two culinary experts.
Considering Rosehip's near-daily antics, Darjeeling deserves a break. The poor girl.
Nishi: *flies past the cops at over 180 kph*
Officer (talking to his partner): "It's her again."
Other officer: "Who else could it be, the Air Force?"
Edit: The SV650X is no superbike, but it will go like the wind.