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sure i like some of the Jedi, yoda gave me some good advice one time, but some of these Jedi need an ego check for real.
my last deathsticks dealer has just dipped from the business, says he went home one night to rethink his life after he met some guy at a bar, now he doesnt want to sell me deathsticks anymore? on Coruscant btw
so im a moisture farmer from tatooine, which droid should i get the r2 or the r5? i really just want a simple, reliable , no nonsense droid - buying them from jawas so probably no refunds i think, so this is important.