u/ErenIsNotADevil

(Reddit thread)

This guy is so real.

Gets in trouble for not enjoying & lacking in the research aspect of being a Prof.

Takes a slight break.

Comes back and says, "Lemme do more of the teaching, and let the profs who don't want to be in the classroom focus on their research."

W Vessey

And especially do not believe it if someone offers you a whiff of a jar. Stay safe