u/Erri-error2430

Image 1 — "I shall adapt to your voices, Grand Tracen..."
Image 2 — "I shall adapt to your voices, Grand Tracen..."

"I shall adapt to your voices, Grand Tracen..."

Outside of the gates, where they set up a table right near the Airship, there sat a dark-haired man with a pale complexion and wearing all black. With him sat Grigori and the rest of the WildCards, with Blazar, Omega, Burghal, and Neltharion in their human forms just like Grigori is in.

Grigori: That was a nice donut party we had. Dreh hi ni rolur, Alduin? (Do you not agree, Alduin?)

Alduin: Geh, Grigori, dii fahdon. (Yes, Grigori, my friend.)

Maukaalth: Nii los pruzah wah koraav hi mindin lingrah tiid. (It is good to see you after a long time.)

Erri-Error: Lost til naan vuldak ko faal Baldian Tokah ruzun Burghal ahrk Omega laat grind hi? (Any changes in the Baldian Guild since Burghal and Omega last met you?)

Alduin: Ireid nol faal Meitomakto Na'vi varod lost vahlut, nid hezdremhah lost koros. (Aside from the Meitomakto Na'vi clan having left, nothing major has happened.)

"Alduin", in his human form, has finished his donut

Alduin: And you lot are aware you can speak the common tongue around me, no? I am not like the petty tyrant from the main version of Universe E.D that shares my name.

Kiyoshi: No, we know. But your language is so cool.

Akane: I agree. There is a certain force you feel when hearing the Thu'um.

Burian: Must be cool for a human to be a Dragonborn.

Neltharion: Agreed, which is why it is a shame Bethesda does not capture all of the power you and your kind hold, brother.

Alduin: I appreciate these words, everyone.

Sam: So what happens now that you're here?

Max: Yeah, weren't ya part of the main Baldian Guild?

Alduin: It is simple. I will just be one of the Commissioners.

Blazar: Hol'up, but we got our man Grigori for that!

Grigori: Oh, but Alduin will be in charge of quests that involve other worlds. I am in charge of quests involving the Hunting World, the Arthur-Verse, and this world.

Alduin: Perhaps one of my quests may involve Grand Tracen as well, but these quests will still take place in far stranger realms.

Mother Burghal: Still, it is good to see you here, Dear.

Alduin: Likewise, Dii brit reg (my beautiful lady).

Max: Whoa, you both are married to each other!?

Neltharion: Yes, Max. Brother Alduin is married to my master. I, for one, support it.

Sam: Well, that's a nice surprise!

Alduin: Of course, you all know the true reason why I'm here, no?

Maukaalth: Of course. To aid us in the war against Olympus, no?

Alsuin: Correct. Gods will be involved, and perhaps my status as First-Born of Akatosh may aid in your endeavors.

Omega Mythos: Master Alduin, are you ready to introduce yourself to the world?

Alduin: Geh (yes).

Alduin's transformation was instant, as his humanoid body separated before rejoining into the body of a Dovah, sporting a more wyvern-like body with thinner wing membranes, not that it really matters for dragons with The Voice.

Not needing to utter a word, his horns glowed, and he began to speak to the mind of everyone in Grand Tracen

Alduin: Qiilaanzin (Salutations), Grand Tracen. I am Alduin. I have come here to aid you all in the battle against Zeus and Artemis for their crimes. I hope that my wide Thu'um vocabulary may help you all in the fight. Of course, I am not to be confused with the "me" from the main version of Universe E.D who has strayed from his duties to be a petty ruler.

u/Erri-error2430 — 16 hours ago

The Crumbling Tower of Pizza...(aka Last Part of the Pizza Tower Mini Side-Arc)

(Image 1)

Sam, Max, and Akane:

THIS IS FOR PIZZA POULTICES!!!

After climbing to the top, Sam, Max, and Akane had a long battle against Pizzaface, who was actually a pizza-headed cartoon man in overalls named Pizzahead. It was a long battle where the latter summoned many of the foes that were fought, but the Freelance Police Trio were able to conquer the battle and ultimately...

(Image 2)

BOOOOOOOOM!

...Destroy Pizzahead in the process.

...

Sam: Hey, guys...How're ya holding there?

Max: Maaaaan, it felt great! It's been a while since we had an entire goons of villains ambush us. Like that time when we fought Mack Salmon, that Uglion ruler, Herzog, Deathly Dangle Deever, and the Mad Thespian!

Akane: Don't forget Lactose the Intolerant.

Max: Oh yeah, that.

Sam: Hol' up a minute...Is that...!?

Max: Oh my gosh, I can't believe it...!

Akane: The very snack we have been climbing the towers for...

(Image 3)

All Three: PIZZA POULTICES!

Sam: Quick, anybody got a big bag?

Akane: There we go. Let's quickly fill this bag, restock the convience store with them, and ultimately eat these!

Max: Man, so beautiful...

Akane: Oh, and special emphasis on "quickly".

Sam: Why is that, Akane?

Akane: Because after this...

The tower starts to crumble...

Max: Aw, crap!

Sam: Oh no...But we're so tired!

Akane: I have no energy left in me...Will this be the end for us Freelance Police officers?

???: No.

Max: GASP!

Sam: The Commissioner!

(Image 4)

Grigori, in his original form: Quick, you three. 'Tis time to return and rest up.

(Image 5)

And so, with the Pizza Poultices in the bag, Sam, Max, and Akane climbed onto Grigori while the tower collapsed. They were not only able to fill the market back with the Pizza Poultices, but they brought them to Grand Tracen for the rest of the WildCards to enjoy.

Now all the Freelance Police Trio had to do was rest up until the fated war...

u/Erri-error2430 — 2 days ago

DAMN YOU, PIZZAFACE!

At a convience store...

Sam: Well, guys, life is good. We have our health.

Max: We're still alive and kicking!

Akane: And we have this convience store, which now has Pizza Poultices.

Max: I'm still kinda surprised that this convience store managed to import Pizza Poultices and Glazed Mc'Guffins.

Sam: I hope Kent Standit doesn't come all the way to ban 'em off of this alternate universe version of Japan.

Max: Well, should we go and grab 'em?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to!

The three walked into the convience store to buy the limited edition Pizza Poultices, when...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Max: The Pizza Poultices! They've been pulled off the shelves! Gone, I tell ya!

Akane: Quick, Tall Dad, slap him back to his senses!

Sam slaps Max

Sam: Steady, lil' pal! We don't know that for certain!

Max: Hit me again, I like it.

Akane: Greetings, Mr. Grocer. May I ask what's become of these delectable and cheesy snacks with tomato sauce known as Pizza Poultices?

Grocer: They've all been taken.

Max: Are you sure it's not that they've been pulled off of the shelves and that they're on the backrooms right now!?

Grocer: N-no, they're all gone! Some giant pizza with a face came and took them all!

Sam: Huh, giant pizza face. Now why does that remind me of a certain video game antagonist who threatened to blow up a pizza restaurant?

The screen of the TV in the convience store started to buzz. Suddenly, a giant pizza with a face appeared right on the screen, cackling maniacally.

???: Hahahahaha! Hi, everyone! It's me, Pizzaface! Those of you who were looking forward to the Pizza Poultices should give up! Cuz these Pizza Poultices will be used to create more Cheeseslimes for my company! If you got a problem with that, then take it up to me at the new established Pizza Tower in this alternate Japan! Gyahahahahaha-!

Brrrrzt!

Sam: Guys. I think...I need to get in touch with my anger, Max and Akane.

Max: I believe I can help you, Sam.

Akane: No one is to dare to come in between us and Pizza Poultices...

Sam: Alright, guys, we have a mission to do. By the Freelance Police, we gotta go and save Pizza Poultices before the giant Pizzaface uses them to create more monstrosities!

Max: But how are we supposed to go run all the way to a tower where a cartoon giant pizza with a face is waiting to get his hands on Pizza Poultices?

Sam: Silly, Max, we're cartoon characters! We can run really fast if we want to

Akane: 'Tis true. Oh, and remember, readers. We're professional fanfiction characters. It is advised to not attempt this at home, and leave this to professional boneheads.

Sam: Oh, but this isn't a Freelance Police, or heck, even a WildCards matter! We need a reason that allows us to rush to the Pizza Tower eith wanton disregard for the populace that does not include saving Pizza Poultices because we crave them.

Max: How about playing this guitar riff that plays at the beginning of Pizza Tower?

Sam and Akane: That works.

And so, at full speed, Sam, Max, and Akane would rush to the tower to rescue their Pizza Poultices. As they cross across some bodies of water at full speed to rescue them, they will have to go up the tower and fight four opponents before reaching the giant floating pizza.

Will they make it and rescue these Pizza Poultices? Only time will tell...

u/Erri-error2430 — 2 days ago

Getting Ready For Bed

Akane: Kiyo, Kiyo, let's head to bed quickly.

Kiyoshi: Hehe, you got it, Aka.

Both get on the bed

Kiyoshi: How was today?

Akane: Good. Yours?

Kiyoshi: Good as well.

Akane: Anything you did today?

Kiyoshi: At some point today, my dad and I went with Maukaalth to hunt a Chatacabra. You?

Akane: Sigh. My two dads were pestered by Lorne again. I had to distract him so my Tall Dad could drive off with our DeSoto.

Kiyoshi: Aaaaw, there, there.

Kisses her forehead

Akane: I love it when you do that, Kiyo.

Kiyoshi: Anything for you, my dear.

Both then cuddled together under the covers

Kiyoshi: I wonder what'll happen tomorrow.

Akane: Me too. I wonder if something interesting will happen.

Kiyoshi: Welp, something's bound to happen. Never a dull moment here.

Akane: Yes...Very well, good night. Love you~

Kiyoshi: Good night, and love you too~

The two Minis would go to sleep while huddled with each other in the room they shared in the WildCard's Airship...

u/Erri-error2430 — 4 days ago

Time to hydrate

​

It was nice talking to Outis. But now it's time for me to hydrate. Good thing I've been saving this for the coming Summer.

In the cafeteria, Maukaalth takes out a suitcase with cool air, takes out a bottle, and puts a straw in it. Seeing the murky water, he flicks his lizard-like tongue while moving his mandibles excidetly, almost like how humans would lick their lips at a refreshing drink or a delicious meal.

Cold water from Yautja Prime...Njhorr yen loitan...(Come forward to father...)

Starts drinking from the straw

u/Erri-error2430 — 4 days ago

Monsters of the Multiverse #6 - The Kalisk

Ehwaq taon (how are you all doing)?

I am Maukaalth of the WildCards. I hope you all are doing well, because we are in for another episode of Monsters of the Multiverse.

This time, we are dealing with another monster the Yautja have faced before. But this time, this is a monster even Yautja fear, as much as they revere it. This is a monster so unkillable that even military corporates like Weyland-Yutani are studying it. I say it even compares to Godzilla in terms of its regenerative capabilities. This is a monster we Yautja fear because there is literally no way to kill it without leaving behind a skull or any body part to bring home.

Taah't (yes), this is the unkillable Kalisk.

This is a giant creature that is an apex predator native to the death planet Genna, where all sorts of creatures have evolved specifically to survive the harsh environments and, most importantly, to kill. In recent times, only one Yautja, a runt from the deserts of Yautja Prime, has come to challenge it before both him and the Kalisk were captured by Synthetics from Weyland-Yutani.

It is a monster that would no doubt be classified as an invasive species the moment it steps out of Planet Genna and shows up in any environment, due to its regenerative capabilities, along with its intelligence and great strength.

It's fully covered in long, black quills that heavily armors its hide, it has expandable jaws with razor-sharp teeth, and it possesses a long prehensile tail and prehensile tongue.

When it is young, even a pup is very adaptable, as it is capable of rolling and its rocky quills are still hard enough to break the beak of a Luna Bug. A young Kalisk also shares an adult's high social intelligence, and it is known to bond with those who have protected it and provided food. Humorously, it leads to this young Kalisk spitting on the guardian as a way of marking a family member and it also copies the mannerisms of its guardian.

Aaaah, what an adorable and funny pup...

Now, how does one deal with a Kalisk?

So far, the only weakness it has demonstrated is the extreme cold. To permanently destroy such a monster, it must be flash-frozen to disable its cellular regeneration beforebbeing shattered into pieces. One Kalisk, for instance, has been killed by ingesting Yautja-grade Cryogenic Grenades, which led to it freezing before exploding.

This is bad for any coming-of-age Unblooded Yautja, because to become a YoungBlood, the Umblooded Yautja has to bring back home a body part, preferrably a skull, to show as a trophy. However, if a Kalisk is killed through freezing and then shattering it, then there's nothing to bring back home. I would theorize that this could be feasable by freezing the Kalisk and severing its head, but we Yautja fear that all it takes for that head to start regenerating again is if we defrost it, which would lead it to start regenerating a whole body.

That is exactly why Kalisk are not reccomended as a first hunt. C'jit (damn), imagine if Kiyoshi's first hunt was a Kalisk!

...

Just like the Domed Creatures of the Black Goo we hunt, the Kalisk is a top-prized monster to hunt. However, it is the most feared because of how crazily powerful and regenerative it is. This is why I think we Yautjas should not hunt the Kalisk, but further study this monster to understand it more.

There is definitely a lot to learn about this monster from Planet Genna, especially with two recorded individuals who came into contact with the aformentioned Yautja runt. It is shown that the Kalisk, despite being a deadly apex predator, can bond easily with one that it has shown trust to. Perhaps it is time that we start studying it so that the Kalisks can be a companion for us Yautja. Or maybe at least, we should find ways so that a Kalisk doesn't end up on another planet. We could also study more of its properties so we have at least some other means to kill or at least repel it.

Much like how human technology from various worlds is evolving, so too is that of the Yautja. Perhaps we might find a feasible way for an Unblooded Yautja to consider this a coming-of-age hunt or we might even allow for flexibility in Yautja customs to consider the Kalisk as a potential riding companion. If a young human from Berk was able to bond and ride a Night Fury, why can't we do the same for the Kalisk?

That would be all for today's episode. As always, stay tuned every Saturday to learn more about the Monsters of the Multiverse.

I wish you all a yidoq nyai (a thousand trophies). Always remember...Yauwaq Yi'ai quu keeth (become Killer of Killers)! ✊️

u/Erri-error2430 — 7 days ago

Akane Glaze

Hey guys, it's me, Kiyoshi, the Mini K.S Miracle who is the adopted daughter of the hunter Erri-Error.

So I noticed Akane, my dear gf who is a Mini Daiichi Ruby, took a picture of me sleeping before creating a glazing post about me. So now, I'm gonna do the same. I'm going to post this cute picture of my dear sleeping in the room she and I share on the WildCard's Airship and I'm gonna glaze back at Akane because she deserves it.

Because yeah,

I AM ALSO DOWN HORRENDOUS FOR AKANE

How can I not? I mean, if I was a dragon, she's definitely the #1 treasure I'd hoard until my last breath, cause she is mine.

First, let's get down to her personality. She definitely does share a lot of her original counterpart's air of regality and she even speaks with dignity and politeness to the people she comes across. But that's where it stops, because I can still recognize the warm and sometimes mischevious side of her from when we were both younger mute Minis. Her two Freelance Police dads definitely encouraged more of that. Cause damn, I can see a bit of Mr. Sam's witty side and Mr. Max's sense of humor, and I love that about her. Plus, I love it when she has a hidden deadly side to her.

Second, her features. My Gog, her brown hairs are like those of hazelnuts. She definitely takes care of it, and I love how she still keeps that drill-like hairstyle. Even though we both share the shower and even bathe with each other, I'm still astounded by how her hair smells like roses. Speaking of roses, she definitely captured my heart again with those red eyes. If she ever stared at my soul and eyes with those, I'd melt to her. If she was a vampire, I'd gladly let her sink her fangs into my neck.

Third, I just love her ears. I love how her ears are so round-ish and how small they are. It makes me wanna twiddle my fingers on them. I imagine her ears must twitch whenever I smell her hair from behind.

Yep, that's my comeback glazing post to Akane. I can't wait to see her reaction when she wakes up in the morning reads all the feelings I typed for this post about her.

u/Erri-error2430 — 8 days ago

Human Form Experiment Report

Neltharion: Hello, everyone. It's me, Neltharion.

Blazar: And I, Blazar!

Neltharion: After witnessing Grigori and Master Burghal with human forms, we thought we both should have humanoid forms.

Blazar: Plus, Omega has one too and so does our old man Burian, so why not us?

Neltharion: Thanks to Grigori's and Omega's help, we both were able to tinker with the design of our humanoid appearances. And this...

(Slide 1)

Neltharion:...Is the result of how I look like.

(Slide 2)

Blazar: And mine too!

Neltharion: I want to avoid making my humanoid form look like that of Deathwing's. Surprisingly, I look young.

Blazar: Well, you still haven't grown old like your Deathwing counterpart.

Neltharion: True.

Blazar: So whaddya guys think?

(First image is what Neltharion would look like as a humanoid, second image is Blazar's)

u/Erri-error2430 — 9 days ago

The ramblings of an upjumped zealot make for tedious hearing...

(Beginning portion is based on this)

Erri-Error: Pauk-ing hell, that's the last of these cultists...

Kiyoshi: Yep. No more of these insane hooded magic users. I feel bad that the Baldian Guild had to be dragged to this...

Omega Mythos: There is no need to feel remorseful, Master Kiyoshi. It is clear that our Great Leaders, Spinecape, Overseer, Charlie, and Chairwoman Akikawa of the Arthur-Verse feel the same as us.

Maukaalth: To think that many would be scattered all around the Multiverse. I thought they'd be self-contained within Universe DD.

Blazar: Question for y'all, but how come these guys started to act up all of a sudden?

Burian: Yeah, how come these fellas started appearin' all over places?

Mother Burghal: Could they have been trying to reach Grigori? At least, our Grigori?

Neltharion: I will not allow such thing to happen! He is our brother in arms!

Sam: We're on the same page, pal!

Max: Y'know, I kinda wish we'd get to keep their magic staffs around. It'd help keep that Lorne at bay.

Akane: Rabbit Dad, you know that never works against him.

Erri-Error: Welp, after going all over the Multiverse to get rid of the Salvation Cult for good, now things will be peaceful for a while. Wonder what we missed...

???: I must applaud you all!

All WildCards: OH GODDAMNIT, ELYSION!

Elysion: You lot can never get rid of me! Once I bring these sheep here into my flock, all shall know the blessings of fire the dragon bring!

Maukaalth: Ugh...Can you just pauk off already?

Akane: These sorts of encounters have already bored me a long time ago.

Blazar: Bro, I agree. Get better material, for Gog's sakes!

Kiyoshi: Guys, I think we have to throw him at the ends of the Multiverse. He keeps reanimating himself no matter what we do.

Burian: Nah, not even throwin' him to the sun will stop him from the way he keeps revivin' himself every goddang time.

Elysion: Hahahaha... I fear I have misjudged the extent of your skill, dear WildCards. I see it was folly to worry of walls and armies while you still live, especially in all the worlds I have visited! However... it seems my regret will be short lived.

Mother Burghal: What do you mean?

Neltharion: Explain yourself!

Elysion: Don't you feel it? The very air dances around us!

Sky starts darkening with clouds...

Sam: Oh gee, haven't seen those clouds in a long while.

Omega Mythos: Impending flying figure incoming...

Max: Welp, you guys wanna grab some chairs and popcorn?

Erri-Error: Yep. Cause the real chad of our group's gonna start coming in three, two...

Elysion: Hahahaha! The long night is come! The dragon's reign, at last, begins!

Right on cue, a giant flying reptile with devilish horns and clad in red scales blasted away the dark clouds, revealing the blue skies once more. As expected, the leader of the cult laughed maniacally, as if his prophecy and wishes have started to come. He laughed with joy as the red dragon from Liogran flew all around the skies of Grand Tracen.

Knowing what would happen, however, the WildCards could only roll their eyes, already getting a cooler, some chairs, and some popcorn.

Elysion: Merciful winged death! All-powerful and merciless Grigori!

Blazar, whispering: Gosh, our Commissioner couldn't be any more of an aura farmer than this.

Sam, whispering: That's our Commissioner for ya!

Elysion: Behold, you unrepentant blasphemers! THIS! Is absolute truth! THIS IS SALVATIO-

With a resounding and earthquaking boom, the giant dragon landed right on top of Elysion, who was standing a good distance away from the gates of Grand Tracen. It was strong and loud enough that anybody on Grand Tracen could hear and feel it, causing them to run to the source of it.

Once the dust cleared up, the giant reptilian head of the dragon, Grigori, lowered slightly to reveal himself in front of the group he's the commissioner of, and to the crowd.

This earned him a cheer and a round of applause from the WildCards.

Grigori: The rantings of an upjumped zealot make for tedious hearing. His ilk serves no role in what is to come...

Grigori looked at the audience, a mix of Umamusume, teachers, and trainers who were starting to fear for their lives. Seeing this, the dragon lowered his wings and hung his neck low as to not appear intimidating.

Grigori:...In seriousness, I do not determine the future. I apologize if this...Cult, had said otherwise.

All WildCards: HI, COMMISSIONER!

Grigori: Hehe, hello, WildCards!

Blazar: Boss, did I ever tell ya how much of a based chad you are?

Erri-Error: That was an awesome landing, Grigori!

Grigori: Thank you, both. Now, as for Olo'ektan T'samkxor and hia Meitomakto Na'vi Clan...Have they made it safely back to Pandora?

Maukaalth: Yes. With the concerns of the Salvation Cult arising, especially with the possibility of them collaborating with the RDA, we have to send them back.

Kiyoshi: I'm gonna miss them.

Erri-Error: Me too, Kiyo.

Grigori: I see. Sigh...It is a shame to see them go because of these acursed zealots.

Mother Burghal: Well, what will you do now, Mr. Grigori?

Grigori: That is what I'm about to announce to them.

Ahem...

(First Image)

Grigori: People of Grand Tracen, as of today, I will be stationed here with the WildCards. Due to the possibility of this cult coming to use this world as a base of operations for world-hopping, I have to stay especially to keep them at bay. Do not worry, for I am not here for conquest.

Grigori then raised his body up, slightly spreading his wings while slightly lifting his head. Closing his eyes, his body started to glow white while his chest glowed yellow. His body started to change and shrink before the people's very eyes, with his form changing to that of a human. Finally, the transformation was complete, revealing a man with red hair, a pair of horns, and red formal clothing.

With a bow like that of a gentleman, he introduces himself.

(Second Image)

Grigori: I am Grigori, the dragon from Liogran and the Commissioner of the WildCards. I hope we may get along, Grand Tracen.

u/Erri-error2430 — 9 days ago

I AM FINALLY BACK!

I was banned for a few days by Reddit AI after my latest post here, so I was radio silent the whole time. I even tried to appeal, but I don't think they even read it. But now I'm back!

For my return, y'all can have some dancing Predators.

🖕YICHLEI PAUK (FUCK CLANKERS)🖕

Edit: Should probably also explain that this is the only account I'm using to RP here.

u/Erri-error2430 — 10 days ago

Salvation! Praise the Dragon!

While you were minding your own business in Grand Tracen, you start to hear a loud speech in the courtyard.

There, you find a group of people in black hoods and a staff trying to get people into their cult by performing a sermon. They keep mentioning a dragon and how the world was meant to be overwritten by the demise of the dragon.

"Tis our curse that the soul must exist in such incompletion while we remain in this material coil. And it is in that incompletion of the soul that all human suffering, pain, and lamentation finds its inexorable source."

"Where can we look to find such Salvation? Wherein lies the equilibrium our tortured world seeks? In the dragon! The dragon is the force by which the world will right itself, and we are duty bound to cede our souls unto it."

"Come! Join us to gain Salvation! Do not run, nor hide away from fear! For it is fear which rarefies and distills the soul unto its rightful, lofty character!"

It would seem that as you were about to walk away, the hooded one on the front noticed you.

"You, there! Won't you come join our flock for Salvation? Do you not wish for the dragon to renew the world?"

What do you do? Do you ignore him? Do you humor him? Do you turn him in? Your choice is yours...

u/Erri-error2430 — 13 days ago

The WildCards present...Wolf Totem by The Hu (Mother's Day Edition)

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(Most of the song is based on The Hu's Wolf Totem, but the ending Yautja lyrics are based on the teaser music for Predator Badlands)

Maukaalth: Good morning, Grand Tracen. I am Maukaalth. And the ones behind me are the rest of the WildCards.

Erri-Error: This time, Sam and I are joining right behind Maukaalth on singing this.

Sam: As my family know Erri's and Maukaalth's, we thought it'd be great if we performed this song created by the Mongolian rock band, The Hu!

Maukaalth: All three of our mothers have one thing in common, and is that our mothers come from a family of combat-experienced people. Erri's family are a family line of Hunters and Researchers, Sam's family once served in the military of their universe, and my family is, of course, a family of Yautja warriors.

Erri-Error: With the rest of the WildCards on the back, we'd like to present a cover of a song that's dedicated to our mothers.

Maukaalth: We present to you...Wolf Totem.

Erri-Error, Sam, and Maukaalth: And Happy Mother's Day!

...

(Maukaalth's part)

Арслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя

(If the lions want war we gon' fight 'em till the battle ends)

(All WildCards)

Арслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя!

(If the lions want war we gon' fight 'em till the battle ends)

(Erri-Error's part)

Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя

(If the tigers come running we gon' fight 'em to the bloody end)

(All WildCards)

Барс ирвэс байлдан уралдъя!

(If the tigers come running we gon' fight 'em to the bloody end!)

(Sam's part)

Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя

(When the elephants come they gon' bow to my brethren)

(All WildCards)

Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя!

(When the elephants come they gon' bow to my brethren!)

(Maukaalth's part)

Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя

(If humans come, we'll fight and obliterate)

(All WildCards)

Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя!

(If humans come, we'll fight and obliterate!)

(Maukaalth's part)

Бид арслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя
Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя
Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя
Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя

(If lions come, we'll fight until the end
If tigers come, we'll fight and battle
If elephants come, we'll fight in rage
If humans come, we'll fight and obliterate)

(Maukaalth's part)

Хатгагч эрээн могой болох бол

(If you come as snakes,)

(Erri-Error's part)

Хангарьд болон дээгүүр нь дүүлнэ

(We'll become Garuda birds and fly over you)

(Sam's part)

Хүрхрэх эрээн барс болох бол

(If you come as tigers)

(All three)

Хөх зогдорт арслан болъё

(We'll face you as lions with blue mane)

(All WildCards)

Хү! x12

(Hu!) x12

(Maukaalth's part)

Өдөөд ирвээс өрсөлдөн тэмцье...!

(If you come with evil intentions, we'll give you a fight...!)

Аравт болон аянгалан ниргэе
Зуут болон зүрхэнд нь ниргэе
Мянгат болон мөргөлдөн ниргэе
Түмт болон тэнгэрээр ниргэе

(Ten of us will strike you as thunder
Hundred of us will shatter your heart
Thousand of us will destroy and obliterate
Ten thousand of us will hand you the wrath of heaven!)

(All WildCards)

Хү (Hu!)
Хү (Hu!)
Хү (Hu!)
Хү (Hu!)

(Maukaalth, Erri-Error, and Sam)

Үерлэн ирвээс үхэлдэн үзэлцье
Нөмрөн ирвээс нүдэлдэн уралдъя
Нисэлдэн ирвээс харвалдан унагая
Цахилан ирвээс цавчилдан тэмцье

(If you come as a flood, we'll fight you until death
If you come swarming, we'll scatter you around
If you come flying, we'll shoot you down with our archery
If you come charging, we'll slice you with our swords)

(All WildCards)

Хү! x12

(Hu!) x12

(Maukaalth's part)

Hu, wu, wu, wu, wu-wu...

(Maukaalth, Erri-Error, and Sam)

Hu, wu, wu, wu, wu-wu...

(Maukaalth, Erri-Error, Sam, Max, Kiyoshi, Akane)

Hu, wu, wu, wu, wu-wu...

(All WildCards combined)

Hu, wu, wu, wu, wu-wu...

(Erri-Error's part)

Шонхорын хурдаар хурцлан давшъя

(Let's cut through them as speed of flying falcons)

(Sam's part)

Чонын зоригоор асан дүрэлзье

(Let's burn within as the hearts of wolves)

(Maukaalth's part)

Тэнхээт морьдын туурайгаар нүргэе

(Let's stampede with our horses)

(Maukaalth, Erri-Error, and Sam)

Тамгат Чингисийн ухаанаар даръя!

(Let's defeat them with the wisdom of our Great Khaan, Chinggis!)

(All WildCards)

Хү! x24

(Hu!) x24

(Erri-Error, Kiyoshi, and Maukaalth, in the background)

Yauwaq, yi'ai!

Yauwaq, yi'ai!

Ta'yoosh, vou'yo nacht!

Hawri, Yautja ngen!

Yauwaq, yi'ai!

Yauwaq, yi'ai!

(All WildCards)

Хү! x8

(Hu!) x8

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u/Erri-error2430 — 13 days ago

Emergency Announcement from the WildCards

Hello, everyone. This is Neltharion giving an emergency announcenent on behalf of my fellow WildCards.

For a while now, the Baldian Guild has been keeping track of certain followers who have created a cult of one of the guild's members, Grigori, for these cultists have been appearing everywhere. Grigori, the great red dragon from the Liogran Peninsula who was once an Arisen, would often give out quests and commissions for the Baldians to go out there and eradicate the cultists. We, in particular, have been given out these commissions as Grigori is our main commissioner, and does not want anything to do with these savage followers.

It has come to our attention that some of the cultists have started to appear in this universe and may end up coming to Grand Tracen. You will know it's them when you see their blue eyes, their pale skin, and the hood they wear.

Should you find any of the sort, do not interact with them and immediately report your findings to us.

If you have any questions about them, now would be a good time to ask me or any of my fellow WildCards.

u/Erri-error2430 — 14 days ago

Kiyoshi Glaze

Hello, folks of Grand Tracen. This is Akane, a Mini Daiichi Ruby who is the adopted daughter of the Freelance Police, speaking.

I know that Kiyoshi already knows the feelings I have for her and vice versa, but I still want to let out these feelings I have towards her that I've been bottling up.

My tall dad Sam and my rabbit dad Max, as well as my adoptive great grandmother (bless her big heart) from my tall dad's side has always adviced me to air out any bubbling feelings of love, so I shall profess one thing:

I AM DOWN HORRENDOUS FOR KIYOSHI

Yes, I said it. And now all of you get to hear it because I just took a photo of Kiyoshi sleeping in our room that we share. A photo of what she usually looks like is added as reference.

Let's start off with that blue, luscious hair. K.S Miracle the First's genes has done wonders to my dear Kiyo because how can I not love the hair she makes sure to give delicate hair to? Even during some hunting quests she sometimes does with some of the members of the Baldian Guild does she always makes sure to give proper care to her hair. Granted, she did cut her hair shorter than that of K.S Miracle the First, but I can't help but fall in love with her whenever I look at her.

Secondly, her scars. Gods above, do they feel inviting. The scars she earned from slaying the Primordial Malzeno in order to become a true YoungBlood among the Yautja, Mala'kak, and the Na'vi...From those scars, I can just imagine her strong, yet gentle arms wrapping around me like I was the last of the roses.

Thirdly, her round cheeks. I sometimes have to restrain myself from kissing them. I can just imagine myself mouthing at those beautiful cheeks whenever we cuddle on bed...

Anyways, that would be all for my "glazing". Thank you for bearing with me as I rant about my adoration towards my girlfriend.

u/Erri-error2430 — 15 days ago

Hello, everyone. This is me, Burghal.

While I will still be in my usual form, I thought that I may need a more humanoid form for when I attend certain events or if I need to get into places I wouldn't be able to otherwise in my usual form. The Advent of Fire has allowed me to manipulate the minerals within me to change forms, and this is the result.

How do I look, everyone? For reference, the second image is what I usually look like.

u/Erri-error2430 — 17 days ago

Salutations, Grand Tracen. This is Omega Mythos speaking, now in my humanoid form.

After many nights of crafting the recipe of ramen by hand instead of simply generating them like I would in my normal vessel, I felt I have finally gotten to the heart of it. Thanks to my WildCard masters, including the three newcomers Sam, Max, and Akane, for being my ramen tasters, I have now set up a taste testing stand where all of you can try the different types of ramen.

On top of that, Master Erri shall assist me in providing you all with the ramen.

Select the menu, and I shall deliver.

u/Erri-error2430 — 23 days ago