u/Even_Field4382

I was watching a friend of a friend of mine rail me on a bed while I (myself) watched behind a curtain.

I was playing soccer one on one with a random guy and then it started raining, and then we started making out.

I was in the middle of the ocean and then I got tail whipped by a whale and then respawned back in the middle of the ocean, then I got vored by a shark.

I was eating a giant jerk chicken drumstick and woke up drooling all over my pillow.