u/Every-Chapter4186

For the life of me I don't know which special it is from.

It's the bit where Doug is going in on some guy talking about how he almost died because of some minor lump in his brain and continues to tell this story at every fucking social function because that's the only thing that has ever happened in his life and to his milquetoast Midwestern suburb family and friends.

How he has no interesting stories, and nothing to be proud to tell your friends.

Something like that.