Review of Toy Story, the fifth
Hello fellow netizens, I come forth to publish my critical review of the movie that is Toy Story 5. The movie is bad. Toy Story 4 was an end. Why is there still a movie? Stupid Pixar and their illogical movies! But the tablet is crackable though, I should remind of this anecdote. The story follows the girl from the previous movie having no friends (#Relatable) and she gets a tablet and she becomes obsessed with it (#Hashtag). Now, I don't like tablets. Too big. Too huge. The toys help Bonnie, yadiyadiyada and she gets a friend. The movie is noob. The movie is bad. Problem, solvance, problem, solvance, problem, solvance, VAGUE END!!!!! What happens AFTER!!! and I don't want a 6th movie, that's too much. That's too bad. Woody comes back due to a misunderstanding, all because the talkie walkie sucked. And all those people finding toys everywhere, do they think they have amnesia? (#Relatable {?}). I learnt from this movie that tablets aren't too bad, and potty training devices can send messages (#Questionnable🤔) so i am impatient to become a parent and to give a tablet to my toddler because Toy Story 5 told me to. Anyways, I give this movie three fortnight and a dime out of four score and seven years. The movie was... good? No it was bad. I hated it. Perchance. The movie was bad. Hate is a strong word and I'm weak. Bad. Y'oughta learn a lesson, Pixar!
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