[NA] SCHIZO SEARCH
18+
USE DISCORD + VC
IDC WHAT GENDER U ARE BRUH
IDC IF YOU'RE NEW JUST BE WILLING TO LEARN AND IMPROVE
FOR ADC / SUPPORT
LOCK IN FR
9 IQ OR HIGHER PLZ
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YO WSG. I MAINLY PLAY ADC & SUPPORT. I WILL SWAP BASED ON WHAT YOU ARE PLAYING. I will play normal matches with you but I want to go to ranked eventually so LOCK TF IN.
I AM LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIFIC TYPE OF PLAYER. This is not a GENERALIST post where it's just "Play have fun UwU". Those are cool and all but SCREW THAT, FUN IS SECONDARY, SUFFERING IS PRIMARY. I am searching for the most MENTALLY ILL PLAYERS THIS GAME HAS TO OFFER. I don't care if you are clinically insane, violent, screaming into your mic, clingy asf, CALLING ME AT 3AM TO PLAY WHILE I'M ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT YOU RUIN MY LIFE AND MSG ME- BECAUSE I WILL STILL PUT UP WITH YOU AND GET ON THE GAME.
And don't feel bad to spam msg me or whatever I DON'T CARE BRO. JUST FOCUS ON THE GAME AND TRY TO WIN BRO THAT'S ALL.
YES, IDC IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER FRIENDS AND ARE A SOCIAL REJECT BRO. JUST GET ON THE GAME OMG. I DON'T CARE. JUST PLAY AND VC AND TALK OR WHATEVER.
I will sit there for HOURS and watch replays with you or whatever bro to improve on mistakes. If you're new I'll coach you bro. I will take you to ranked so we can both SCREAM AT OUR MONITORS WHEN OUR TEAM RUNS IT DOWN MID FOR NO REASON 30 SECONDS BEFORE ELDER DRAGON SPAWNS. GIVE ME YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY AND I'LL GIVE YOU MINE. I want to win and CELEBRATE, or lose and SUFFER, with YOU FR.
And if you're gonna be one of those one time plays and never get on again - get tf OUT NOW I DON'T WANT U. I WANT SOULMATE SCHIZO TEAMMATE. ONE TIME PLAY? NO SOUL. NO PASSION. NO LOVE FOR THE ART.
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If ANY of this sounds like YOU and you have a BRAIN then REPLY AND I WILL GIVE MY DISCORD TO ADD AS SOON AS I CAN. SO BEFORE YOU REPLY PREPARE YOUR MENTAL AND LOCK TF IN BRO.
Love - Exciting Walrus <3