25 M4F | FOR SALE: Slightly used, a little worn down but he still works!
HELLO. WHAT'S UP MADAM PIPOLS???
For today's auction, we're putting one (1) slightly damaged, occasionally malfunctioning but still functional 25 year old man! (warranty void if opened).
He's a little worn down by the corporate grind, and the light inside him has gone dark, but don't worry! He still works. Most of the time. He comes with a lifetime supply of funny memes, instagram reels, VC sessions, cheesy flirts and co-op video games!
He has already sold his soul to the corporate world, so now he's selling the heart!
💗INFORMATION ABOUT HIM💝
Age: 25 years old (comes with a warranty. void if package has been opened)
Gender: Male
Employment: Full-time as a software developer in the corporate world.
MBTI: ESFP
Pick up Location: Iloilo City but willing to send it via rider, J&T or LBC!
🍽️🍳📚 HIS SKILLS, MODES AND FEATURES📚 🍳 🍽️
🍳 PERSONAL CHEF MODE: Do you like food? Do you like HOME COOKED FOOD? Ever wanted to have someone willing to learn a new recipe, a new cuisine or an entirely different culinary field just for you? LOOK NO FURTHER. He comes fully equipped with a single gas burner, an air frier and the determination to GET THE JOB DONE.
📚 BOOK BUDDY MODE: Want to wander around a bookstore looking for new books? Or hit up a book fair? Or sit quietly in a video call, reading books together and talking about your favorite characters? SAY LESS. HE'S GOT YOU COVERED.
📚 GENUINE INTEREST AND DAILY UPDATES: Do you just want someone to talk to about your day? Someone who's genuinely interested in hearing you talk about your day, your annoying coworkers or your deep philosophical thoughts and interests? SAY NO MORE, THIS IS THE MAN FOR YOU.
Want to know more about what he's into? HE'S GOT MORE HOBBIES THAT YOU GOTTA UNLOCK. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF! DMs are open!
💝 MANUFACTURER'S INFORMATION 💗
His personality? Solid 10/10. Best described as goofy, unserious and perpetually enthusiastic. Personally, I'd say he's a bit of a golden retriever. He's occasionally funny and very makulit. Super excited to share every random thing that's caught his attention, and he's always down to listen to whatever's got YOUR attention!
Is he nonchalant? DEFINITELY NOT. He is CHALANT as hell. He cares deeply about everyone, everything and gets excited over the little things. He's not afraid to show affection and to show emotion. If he likes you, you'll know it. If he misses you, YOU'LL ABSOLUTELY KNOW IT.
Clinginess level: HIGH. Sends frequent messages, random updates about his day or cool things that are happening and a desire to spend time with you! But, he knows his boundaries. He knows if you're having a bad day, or if you need space.
Physical specifications:
⭐Height: 5'7, but his personality is 6'7 👏
⭐ Build: Dad bod? Big shoulders, strong but soft arms and built for both cuddling you AND for picking you up. Physically active, he's into long walks and he's got a secret niche physical hobby that you gotta ask!
⭐ Face card: 4/10 on a good day, with good lighting and temperature control. The manufacturer insists that the personality module makes up for it thouh!
The seller kindly insists that you manage your expectations regarding the unit! But he understands that we've all got our preferences, so if he's not your type, NO HARD FEELINGS AND NO PRESSURE! The real treasure lies in everything else that he's got! (Including the brain damage. ask him about that lol)
💫✨PREFERRED OWNER✨💫
PLEASE NOTE that these are just preferences and not hard requirements! The seller is flexible and these can be negotiated!
The seller would prefer someone around their age at 20-28 years old who wants to build a genuine connection! Whether it goes from friends-to-lovers, or just friends!
MUST HAVE: Passion, interests, hobbies or anything that you genuinely enjoy doing! He loves it when you talk about them. He loves seeing passion and excitement about the things that you like to do.
He prefers to speak in English, but he can also speak Hiligaynon and he can understand Tagalog! He's pretty ass at speaking it though.
He is unfortunately not attracted to morbidly obese people, but he doesn't mind if you aren't skinny. He thinks that true beauty can be found on the inside, but he can't help his preferences.
HARD PASS TO DDS OR BBM SUPPORTERS. This is the only non-negotiable requirement.
💌 CLOSING REMARKS 💌
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN RENTING, LEASING, OR PERMANENTLY ACQUIRING HIM, PLEASE SEND A DM OR DROP A COMMENT WITH YOUR OFFER!
All jokes aside, I'm genuinely just looking for someone to share in the little things, the fun things and if need be, the hard things in life. Someone to cook for, take long walks with and just, y'know, share a connection with.
also ging effortan ko gd ni na post pa lang. ano pa ayhan ang effort ko kung ikaw? ayyyy— HAHAHA
Hit me up with a little intro and let's see where things go!