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🔮 I am overqualified exactly at the right level & applying for the new eBay marketing effectiveness role, no I’m not kidding — If I am offered, I will literally be a mole for the GME community until the day I technically formally become a direct report in Ryan Cohen’s down line ;) 🔥💥🍻
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🔮 I am overqualified exactly at the right level & applying for the new eBay marketing effectiveness role, no I’m not kidding — If I am offered, I will literally be a mole for the GME community until the day I technically formally become a direct report in Ryan Cohen’s down line ;) 🔥💥🍻

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 1 day ago
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🔮 It’s game over if Ryan Cohen forces eBay shareholder vote — The likeminded pro acquisition whales don’t even have to register as a formal coalition to execute a hostile takeover, just vote their conscience 🔥💥🍻

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 8 days ago
▲ 301 r/GME

🔮 Well, well, well. Ryan Cohen is bringing back some awfully painful Carl Icahn memories for eBay’s 🤡 board 🔥💥🍻

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 10 days ago
▲ 105 r/GME

🔮 RK trending on X #6 / #7 overall — Imagine when it’s actually him and the internet really does break 🔥💥🍻

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 11 days ago
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🔮 “Everyone’s talking about the $eBay bid. Nobody’s talking about what came before it. Timeline: “ 🔥💥🍻

SOURCE: https://x.com/goatbeardzdd/status/2053608716520280418

“

Everyone’s talking about the $eBay bid.

Nobody’s talking about what came before it.

Timeline:

→ Late 2022 — Cohen starts buying Alibaba. Contacts the board directly.

→ Jan 2023 — WSJ breaks it. Western activists don’t target Chinese tech giants. It basically never happens. Cohen did it anyway.

→ 2023-2025 — Pushes BABA on buybacks. Studies the world’s most successful marketplace conglomerate from the inside. Scales to ~$1B.

→ May 2026 — Launches the $55.5B eBay bid.

Alibaba IS the blueprint.

Marketplace, fulfillment, authentication, payments — all under one holdco.

Cohen spent a billion dollars and three years studying that exact architecture.

Now he’s building it.

”

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 12 days ago
▲ 47 r/GME

Don’t the shills know that hiding your comment and post history is the most obviously hilarious red flag by now? Like, do they think their bullshit can’t be figured out? 🤣

u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 12 days ago
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‪”someone askd me if Ryan Cohen had that dog in him to build smth of his own if eBay freezes RC out…I chuckled & said 100+ investors told RC he was stupid to try to compete w Amazon when he started Ch​ewy—eBay can either let him A) Take over & speedrun it w/ their infra…OR…B) Beat them on hard mode”

SOURCE 1:

https://x.com/boilerpaulie/status/2052820165943796183

SOURCE 2:

https://x.com/boilerpaulie/status/2053154680617029935

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 13 days ago
▲ 186 r/GME

#SOURCE: https://x.com/ryancohen/highlights

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u/Expensive-Two-8128 — 16 days ago