u/Expert-Sun8640

Uhh… well this is interesting… the corporation has me tied to a chair hostage, i don’t really know why.

//: it is advised that you say your last words now. //:

“Err… well then… don’t let MDEG 2 survive?”

//: oh they’re fucking DEAD. //:

“Oh, then I’m okay with this-“ *BANG*

//: It’s done. Move on to whoever’s ringleading the operation. //:

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 4 days ago

The New Abyss Corporation’s powers! Before they arrive fully and summarily execute me for desertion and treason, I figured it list their abilities.

(Quick note, when i speak like //: This //: that’s the abyss corporation, not me.)

The True Vessel: a being of infinite power, infinite stamina, infinite energy. (all power granted by the spire)

Just a fucking army with a bunch of firearms: they have a LOT of soldiers

Strike: call down a field of abyssal columns that crash into the ground and corrupt the area around them.

Soul absorber: steal the souls of anyone in a radius

The Fencer: [REDACTED], Able to pull anyone into a fencing duel, the loser perishes, no matter how powerful. It can also [REDACTED] and has an HP of [REDACTED]

And many more, probably that I was just never told or that they developed after I freed myself.

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 4 days ago

I would like to inform those of you trying to apparently start an “MDEG 2.0”, if that happens, I will sell my soul back to the abyss corporation and use their power to delete everyone involved

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 5 days ago

Due to feedback from customers, we will now be using time dilation chambers to age wine for approximately one million years in the span of a short time. This type will now be offered alongside our signature wines. Thank you for your patronage.

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 6 days ago

Figured I’d put my powers here as well, considering I’m free of the abyss corporation but stole the real CEO’s power, even after the abyssal spire made him a god.

Teleportation: open a multidimensional portal to go either intra or inter dimensional.

Abyssal portal: opens a one way portal to the abyss dimension, that no one ever leaves unless they’re listening to freebird before they go in.

The ray: (gained from the abyssal spire) call down a “spire” of abyssal matter to eliminate all in its wake, but it has a pretty long charge time and during it I can’t move.

Abyssal Blade: (boosted power by the spire) w/ out spire: pull a shortsword of abyssal obsidian with an infinitely sharp edge out of a portal. W/ spire: pull an abyssal steel alloy greatsword out of a portal. Able to deal immense damage.

Portal mines: lay down small mines that open large portals below them when stepped on.

Gun: gun.

Megaportal: (granted by spire) (takes a LOT of energy, last resort when you’re about to die.) opens an enormous portal anywhere within a mile that sends all who touch it to the abyssal dimension.

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 8 days ago

//: the spire is done. The abyss corporation no longer has any reason to maintain our presence here. It appears iteration six has broken free and duplicated the powers for themselves, but it isn’t worth it to terminate them. \\:

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 9 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH-//:Abyssal Spire 50 Percent completed, exponential increase in efficiency expected.://-HHHH..! PLEASE, ANYONE, HELP…

AAAAAAAGHHHH… ITS HURTS SO MUCH….

AGHHHHHḦ̶̰̠̖̰̱̣́͜H̸̖͙͖̍̌̌̑̋̄͆̈̑̈́̋̇̂̑͝͝͝Ḩ̷̰̭̮͇̪͔̉͂͝Ḥ̷̛̻͈̘͍̲͖̼͂͌͊̔͐̌̇̂̓̎̆͛̌̾Ḧ̵̡̧̢͇͍̭͇̥̯̞̼̪̰͕̱̭̘́͆͑̀̈̎̿͂́̅̄̆͑͛͒̕͜͝…….

. . .

u/Expert-Sun8640 — 9 days ago

Abyssal… 40… augh…

I… can’t feel my legs… I can’t… I can’t move… wh-WHY CANT I MOVE!?

u/Expert-Sun8640 — 9 days ago

Why’s everyone so devastated now? Steam, Capable, everyone just seems sad. I know that steam is just scared, but capable? THE CEO OF THE MEAT PACKING ROOM?! I’m sorry if it was the war that caused this.

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 10 days ago

I feel like u/ilovesteamyayyy is the physical embodiment of the “I’ve known them for one day but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself” meme am I wrong on that?

At least that’s what It is for me lol

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 10 days ago

“Alright, uhh… fifty nuclear rifles, 15 lascannons, and one abyssal blade? Is that correct?” Abyssal delivery employee #199292991999299029989283773626726377384839999999

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u/Expert-Sun8640 — 10 days ago