u/ExpertCondition1686

Laezel: raised to be a strong military woman since birth. She should be beefier than her in game model imo. 100% she could.

Karlach is Karlach. She could crack a skull with her thighs.

Minthara for similar reasons as Laezel. Drow society is cutthroat. You need to be in tip top shape to survive.

Jahira for sure has strong thighs, and in her prime she totally could. But in her old age? I think she might struggle a bit. Not to say she's weak! Not at all! More to say that I'm not certain if she's watermelon strong.

Shadowheart is similar to Jahira. Sure she was raised in the cutthroat cult of shar, and I 100% beleive she has strong thighs, however I'm not sold on her being watermelon crushing strong. If she has thick thighs, I think it's more likely fat, not muscle.

Seriously, it's no competition (durge doesn't count because durge is not a companion and durge can be any gender so as far as i am concerned durge is a nonbinary kwien/qieng)

Gale should be an absolute twink, he is only built like that because all men in this game are built like... uhh... idk celebrities so... Jacob Black and Edward cullen from twilight? Maybe david hasselhof? Who even is that again... ok he doesn't look especially ripped so I guess I'll stick with the cullens example? Anyway, Gale lives like a hermit, so he should either be built like a twig, or he should be pudgy. Fat even. Not the typa guy to break a watermelon with his thighs.

Astarion is also way too muscular. He should be built like a twig. Not fat because Cazador had him on a minimalist diet, and not muscular either for the same reasons (you need food to built muscle and also vampire boi didnt get a lotta exercise). Again, I severely doubt his ability to break a watermelon with his thighs.

Wyll, however. Wyll is the only one who the default male body fits. He is well fed, athletic, healthy, active, and could 100% crack a watermelon with his thighs.