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I would give up a testicle for Caleb Thielbar right now
Basically the title. I’m genuinely going to jump into the Chicago River with my hands tied around my back if I have to watch Phil MAAAton pitch another inning. I can’t believe that as soon as we get a truly championship caliber team the entire pitching staff decides to die. The worst part is we can’t even DFA MAAAton because there’s literally no one to replace him. Anyways the season is not over and I’m not a doomer so I think that we’ll be just fine, it’s just frustrating. Go Cubs
u/Extension_Bison1510 — 4 days ago