How have I done this? Simply, I went on a drug crazed hooker binge that rounded out to a cheap $700 dollars for a few days. Now you might be thinking "Dude that's not cheap." it's cheap for a drug crazed hooker binge okay. Fucked some of the hottest bitches I've ever seen for what is considered dimes in the escort game and after all was said and done, I felt nowhere near as much joy as when I got, and fully sleeved my first Kamigawa Block Pauper Tiny Leaders deck, that I made for my great aunt. She just likes knowing i'm not doing stuff like, going on drug crazed hooker binges and is happy to be apart of things in my life. So she got her own deck.
MTG>Sex
Simply because MTG can mean more, sex can mean only sex. This has been a turning point for me to no longer seek those binges but hey, if anyone of you are in KCMO, USA at any point, I'll play you or if you want to test it out yourself, I'll take you on a 4 day binge so you too can come to the realization that MTG is superior to sex, drugs and having a chick eat a subway club out of your ass. Okay not sure about that last one but I'm assuming...you know what, I'll probably test that out too.