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If Sidney Tells Her Children How Their Parents Met (Gūrunezumi)

Sidney: And that, my dear sweet children... is how I met your mother.

Akira and Samantha looked horrified after hearing how their mothers met

Akira: MOM, THAT'S HORRIFIC!!!

Samantha: OH MY GOSH, I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!

Akira: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT STORY?!?

Samantha: AT LEAST HALF OF THAT HAS TO BE ILLEGAL!!!

Akira: I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY!!! I'M A BABY!!!

Samantha: COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST SAID YOU MET AT A CAFETERIA OR SOMETHING?!?

Akira cries loudly as he covers his ears

Samantha: YOU HAD TO GO INTO DETAIL?!?

Akira: MY INNOCENT EARS!!!

Samantha: GRAPHIC DETAIL?!?

(Based on this)

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u/FandomMan04 — 6 hours ago

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No More Smack Cam

Terry: Smack cam.

Terry applied a handful of flour to do a smack cam on Sidney.

Terry: SMACK CAAA-

Terry sees that he misses and his hand was on her hair

Sidney: HOW DARE YOU-

Seconds later; Sidney was putting Terry in a chokehold

Sidney: SMACK CAM ME NO MORE!!! EVER AGAIN!!! NEVER!!! EVER AGAIN!!! NO MORE SMACK CAM!!!

(Based on this. R.I.P. John Witherspoon)

u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago

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Sidney (Tainted Blood)

This is her appearance in the series. She added a scar patch on her hoodie to hide the actual one. She can change her halo into a bracelet if needed.

When she is angry, her hair acts like a flame and glows fiery pink with her eyes being red.

I'll explain about the the 3rd picture soon. Don't worry, she's actually ok as it doesn't happen anymore in Tainted Blood.

She will recieve her scar later in Tainted Blood, but she doesn't in the prequel. (Erma, unfortunately, got her scar in the prequel). Her scar is pink due to demon blood.

One more thing, in Tainted Blood, she is wearing her bond ring, her most sacred and treasured item that she never wants to lose.

Despite being called a demon due to her lineage, she is actually a spirit due to the fact that only her soul came back and that she is not completely dead.

She can be erased or faded once her soul lost it's energy.

u/FandomMan04 — 3 days ago

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Swap!Sidney

This is the design of Swap!Sidney. And before you ask, no. She did not lose her hands. Her hoodie is actually oversized. She loves it, though.

Like Classic Erma, she is happy with her own unique powers and never had to hide it for anyone. She did feel lonely being the only hybrid until she met Swap!Erma and felt better about herself.

Unlike most girls that wear dresses and skirts, she wears some leggings and jean shorts underneath her oversized hoodie. She thought she seemed weird, but Swap!Erma can understand her taste in clothing.

Unlike Classic Sidney, Swap!Sidney always has her ears perked up to symbolize her positivity and optimism.

Some of her friends suggest she rolls up her sleeves, but Swap!Erma and Swap!Nancy finds it adorable and cute, so she keeps her sleeves like that.

She is a lesbian and is proud of it.

u/FandomMan04 — 3 days ago

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Emiko (Tainted Blood)

"Oh, here we go! HERE WE GO! Because I didn’t fight back, that means I secretly care about that demon girl of yours?! 'I'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg that needs to be cracked open!' Well, I. Am. NOT! I do not care about your "wife" or ANY OF YOUR MISFIT FRIENDS IN THE SLIGHTEST!! End of story! That "RAT" is nothing but a plaything, and I get joy out of making her suffer! I'M THE ONE WHO CAUSES PAIN FOR FUN! If I led you on, it was just to make this part hurt her more. There's nothing more to me. So please... Just stop looking."

Emiko has truly changed over the years after the Night Parade. She became a broken woman who learns to never trust anyone out of her family. So far, to her, this is what happens when she tries to help Sidney in her personal problems. She hasn't forgive Sidney for what happened between them... and she never will.

(Note; This is her talking to Erma during a little argument)

u/FandomMan04 — 5 days ago

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Stubborn Children

Amy looks for Terry around a pool at his house

Terry! Terry?

Amy sees Terry using a big floaty on the pool and he looked depressed

Amy: What the hell? Where'd that thing come from?

Terry: Christmas. Two years ago. Never took it out of the box. "Who would enjoy that?" I thought. A kid, that's who.

Amy: Well, come on. We've got your party.

Terry: What's the point? You were right. I-I was on a losing side of the prank war. I've wasted my childhood.

Sidney walks up to Amy, looking irritated

Sidney: Why did you want me to look again in Mrs. Jones' purse, Amy, huh? Is it because Mr. Jones put the keys in there?

Amy: No. Why? Did you find it?

Sidney: Yes, I found them because he put the keys in there!

Sidney notices Terry

Sidney: Terry, what the hell are you doing there?

Amy: He wants to cancel his party because he missed his childhood.

Sidney: The party that your father have rescheduled THREE times, changed the restaurant TWICE so that the whole family could be together?!

Terry: Please send my regrets. Now, if I could have a little privacy...

Sidney: PRIVACY?! ¡¡ESTO ES LO QUE ME FALTABA A MI!! ¡¡¡PRIVACY EN ESTA CASA!!!

Sidney heads inside the house. Amy sees a skateboard in the pool

Amy: Is that a skateboard down there?

Terry: The second thing that slipped right out from under me today.

Amy: Okay, time to get out.

Terry: The first was my childhood.

Amy: I get it!

Sidney comes out while holding a BB gun

Sidney: I am SO SICK of stubborn children!

Sidney glares at Amy

Sidney: You, you act like a teenage girl that doesn't want to ACCEPT that she's wrong.

Sidney glares at Terry

Sidney: And you like a SAD OLD MAN THAT DOESN'T WANT TO BE HAPPY! THAT'S IT!!!

Sidney fires a BB gun at the floaty, causing it to slowly deflate

Terry: You could have shot me!

Sidney: Come on, Terry. Anyone could've unbuttoned your shirt if they wanted to. Now come here, or sink! And I'm taking this with me in the car.

Sidney leaves. Amy waves her arm for him to get out of the pool

Amy: Vamonos.

Terry struggles to get out the pool with a deflating floaty

(Based on Modern Family S0208 "Manny Get Your Gun")

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u/FandomMan04 — 6 days ago

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Everlasting Bond Rings (Tainted Blood)

These rings are very special in the Tainted Blood series. They are formed from the souls of the wearers. It's like a symbolic commitment. The rings would fade away once the real wedding is commenced. The wearers would still be dating until they are officially married, but they would symbolically be considered spouses. Gods, however, can address them as spouses considering how sacred bonds are.

These rings belongs to Erma and Sidney.

For Sidney's silver ring; it is when she was the clan guardian and represent her vow to protect the Yureimoto family as if they were her own, the Williams included.

For Erma's amber ring; it represents who she fights for.

u/FandomMan04 — 6 days ago

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I Want Ice Cream

Amy and Terry were having a sleepover at her house when he was slowly sneaking out of his sleeping bag

Amy: Baby, can we please go to bed?

Terry: But ice cream.

Amy: It's midnight! We can't get ice cream right now.

Terry: But I want ice cream.

Amy: I'm not getting you ice cream.

Terry does the puppy eyes on her. They were outside heading inside a grocery store. Amy looks tired while Terry looks excited

Amy: I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Terry: Come on, bub.

Amy started to laugh softly

Amy: F@¢%.

They were inside the grocery store. Amy couldn't hold her laugh due to how silly Terry is being

Terry: You want cake?

Amy: I want sleep.

Terry: I think you want cake.

Amy: No.

(Based on this. Fun fact, this is with Alex Warren and his wife at the time they were dating)

u/FandomMan04 — 9 days ago

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Waffles

Emily brought a plate of waffles to Emiko, who is not really a big fan of them

Emily: Guess who made waffles?!?

Emiko: I'm not going to eat that!

Emily started wailing loudly

Emiko: ENOUGH!!! I WILL TRY SOME ALREADY!

Emiko took a bite and began to tolerate them

Emiko: Well... they don't seem to be making me sick.

Minutes later, Emiko is starting to be intrigued in the taste of waffles

Emiko: Hey. These aren't bad. What's in them?

Emily: There's waffle in them.

Emiko: YOU'RE LYING!!!

(Based on Invader Zim)

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u/FandomMan04 — 12 days ago

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Bacon In The Soap

Erma was dirty and Emiko was using the soap bar given by Emily. When the soap bar doesn't appear to be working, Emiko noticed somrthing and found a strip of bacon in the soap

Emiko: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?

Emily: I made it myself!

(Based on Invader Zim)

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u/FandomMan04 — 12 days ago

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Some Coffee

Amy: Would you like some coffee?

Terry: Hm?

Amy: Would you like some coffee?

Terry: Mm, love it!

Amy throws a coffee pot at him but he dodges it

Terry: I like mine in a cup.

Amy throws the cup of coffee at him but he dodges again

Terry: No cream?

Amy throws a cup of cream at him but he dodges another time

Terry: How about some sugar?

Amy: Oh!

Amy throws a cup of sugar at him for one last time, but he dodges

Terry: No cigar.

(Based on Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye)

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u/FandomMan04 — 14 days ago

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Grandfather's Day (Gūrunezumi)

Sam was listening to calming music with Emiko on the couch. Samantha and Akira went to the living room with a card

Both: Happy father's day, grandpa!

Sam takes the card and opens it. It has a short sentence saying "Thank you for bringing the world mama." This brought Sam to tears and hugs his grandchildren

Sam: And I would thank your mama for bringing us such kind and wonderful children.

The twins hugs him back. They noticed the beard and were about to tear it off but were having second thoughts. Sam noticed them and took a deep sigh while having Emiko pull him closer to her

Sam: Just do what you gotta do, kids.

A rip was heard from the house

Sam: YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

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u/FandomMan04 — 14 days ago

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Poll Results for an alias for Delapore in Tainted Blood series

I was hoping that most would vote Cain because it's shorter and has a significant meaning on being the first muderer, but Samael does fit well as in the series, Delapore does become prideful, arrogant, and refusing to bow down to any creature inferior to his people. Along with deeming the Devil a worthless fool who failed to embrace the inevitable and that the time of angels would come to an end.

(Note; according to many jewish mstical traditions and popular folklore, Samael is considered Lucifer's name during his time in Heaven. It might be further recognized in DC comics and the titular TV show.)

u/FandomMan04 — 16 days ago

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Foolish

Terry and Connor want to watch over Amy's house as she goes on a family trip with her family.

Terry and Connor: Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!

Terry: Can we stay?

Connor: Be a guy!

Amy: Ugh, fine! But only because I am extremely selfless. But if you two do anything foolish, I promise YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!!! Ta-ta!

Amy leaves with her briefcase. When she left, Terry and Connor did a high five

Terry: Wanna do something foolish?

Connor: Did you even have to ask?

(Based on Sonic Boom)

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u/FandomMan04 — 17 days ago

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Happy Pride Month

Happy Pride month to all! Be proud of who you are and let no one tell you otherwise

(Also, I headcanon Erma to be Bi and proud of how it looks)

u/FandomMan04 — 21 days ago

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Want Some Chicken?

Siris was about to sleep when Sam tries to wake him up

Sam: You want some broccoli? You want some lettuce? You want some chicken?

Siris widen his eyes when hearing the word "chicken"

(Based on this)

u/FandomMan04 — 21 days ago

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Which Name Would Fit Better for Delapore In The Tainted Blood Series?

Since I am considering adding gods in the Tainted Blood series, might be thinking abour renaming his alias into something more intriguing.

Note; The First Human Muderer would refer to any rat person who had murdered a human for the first time.

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u/FandomMan04 — 21 days ago

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She's Not My Girlfriend

Terry was in a buddy game show to win a couch for Amy so she would never know that he ruin the old couch with nachos. Unfortunately, he had Nancy be his teammate so he can enter the show. Meanwhile, during the game, there was a monster that Nancy create to make havoc and Terry can't fight it for he would be disqualified from the show. Nancy laughs in amusement

Nancy: I knew my plan would work! If you fight my monster, we'll be disqualified, and you'll never win that couch for the bossy little girlfriend of yours!

Nancy grins while Terry gritted his teeth

Terry: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

A red buzzer light was flashing

(Based on Sonic Boom)

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u/FandomMan04 — 22 days ago

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