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Cinderella Bad At Soccer
▲ 6 r/Erma

Cinderella Bad At Soccer

Terry: Hey, Sid.

Sidney: Yes, Terry?

Terry: Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Sidney sighs after 2 seconds of silence

Sidney: I don-

Terry: Cuz she kept running away from the ball!

Sidney: I SWEAR TO F-

(Based on this short)

u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago
▲ 3 r/Erma

Trombone

Sidney: Ah! Lazybones! Of course I come back and you're doing absolutely nothing!

Terry: I'm on break. Oh, by the way...

Sidney: Terry, you've been on break for the break for the past THREE HOURS! There's no time for-

Terry: I joined the band the other day. Guess what instrument I play.

Sidney: Terry.

Terry pulls out a trombone

Sidney: TERRY. Where did you even find one of those? We can't afford a-

Sidney stops speaking

Terry: Say it. Eh. Say it. SAY IT.

Sidney: We can't afford a tromBONE.

Terry made a "wah wah wahh" sound effect from the trombone

Sidney: TERRY, WOULD YOU JUST-

(Based on this)

u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago
▲ 3 r/Erma

I'm At Soup

Amy calls Terry from her tablet

Amy: Hello?

Terry: Hey, what's up?

Amy: I need your help, can you come here?

Terry: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Amy: ​Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Terry: I can't find them.

Amy: What do you mean you can't find them​?

Terry: I can't find them, there's only soup​.

Amy: ...What do you mean there's only soup?

Terry: It means there's only soup!

Amy: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Terry: ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!

Terry heads to the next aisle

Terry: THERE'S MORE SOUP!

Amy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!

Terry: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!

Amy: ​Go into the next aisle!

Terry peeks at the next aisle

Terry: THERE'S STILL SOUP!

Amy: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!?

Terry: I'M AT SOUP!

Amy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!?

Terry: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Amy: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!?

Terry: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!

Amy: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?

Terry: F@¢% YOU!!

(Based on Code Geass: Soup Store and my personal favorite, this)

u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago
▲ 3 r/Erma

Training Erma

Erma was struggling during her training with Sidney as the trainer. She couldn't handle strength, but somehow managed to spit fireballs at the dummies. Sidney sighs

Sidney: You can spit fireballs.

Erma nods

Sidney: And you didn't think that was important to tell me?

Erma shrugs, not knowing what the big deal is

Sidney Oh my GOD!!!

(Based on Gameoverse)

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u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago
▲ 5 r/Erma

So Cool

Terry was on his phone, reading something

Terry: So cool. So cool. So cool-

Sidney: Terry, what are you doing?

Terry: So cool. So cool-

Sidney: Terry.

Terry: So cool. So cool-

Sidney: TERRY!

Terry was revealing to read comments saying "so cool" while he found another that seemed to be from Sidney

Terry: So cool. So cool.

Sidney: SHUT THE F@¢% UP, TERRY!

Terry: So cool.

(Based on this)

u/FandomMan04 — 1 day ago
▲ 17 r/Erma

Erma's Message To All Evil

Once again, reference to the same song from the same concept album based on Greek Mythology.

u/FandomMan04 — 3 days ago
▲ 31 r/Erma

When Hachi And His Friends Face Punishment

A reference to one of the songs from a concept album based on Greek mythology.

u/FandomMan04 — 3 days ago
▲ 3 r/Erma

I'll Fight You

Erma wants to help the legs find their owner

Terry: I guess he should've thought of that before he sticked them on a raft!

Sidney: TERRY! You better help her with those legs OR YOU CAN WALK YOUR SORRY BUTT HOME!

Terry: I'LL FIGHT YOU, MOUSE!!!

Sidney socks Terry in the face. He was dizzy for a while before chuckling

Terry: Is that the best you can-

Sidney socks Terry harder to the point he collapsed on the raft.

Terry: W-what are we doing?

(Based on the Misadventures of Flapjack)

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u/FandomMan04 — 3 days ago
▲ 4 r/Erma

Voice

Terry: Even just hearing your voice. I didn't know voices can naturally be an octave that high.

Sidney (in Vaggie's voice): What did you say about my voice?

Terry looked shocked

Terry: How did you do that?

Sidney (in Mirabel's voice): It's called acting, dude.

Terry: Is that supposed to be Mirabel?

Sidney: IT'S TOTALLY MIRABEL!

Terry rolls his eyes

Terry: Lame.

(Based on Sonic X Shadow Twitter Takeover. Note; really imagine Stephanie Beatriz voicing Sidney)

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u/FandomMan04 — 4 days ago
▲ 5 r/Erma

Winners (Gūrunezumi)

Ken and May were carrying Sidney up some stairs as a way of motivation

Sidney: Winners never quit!

May's back cracks, collapsing on the cement while Ken is still carrying Sidney. Later, Sidney is at the backyard

Sidney: Winners stare fear in the face!

The twins were standing on the roof while holding a golf club. They were looking nervous until a lightning struck the roof, near them

Twins: WAH ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! WE'RE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE!

The Twins climbed back down. Later, Sidney hands them two halves of a lemon

Sidney: What do winners do when life gives them lemons?

May: Uh... make lemonade?

Sidney: No...

Sidney kneels on the ground and points at her eyes

Sidney: THEY SQUEEZE THEM BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES!!!

Ken: Really?

Sidney strongly gestures at her eyes

May: Alright.

The twins squeezed the lemon halves, squirting the lemon juices at her eyes

Sidney: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

(Based on The Amazing World Of Gumball)

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u/FandomMan04 — 4 days ago
▲ 1 r/Erma

Love Of Life (Tainted Blood)

Marika: Oh, Sidney... so cynical. What happened to you, Sidney, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?

Sidney: ...I died.

Marika: I see. Hm-mm.

(Based on Grim Fandango. Note; Marika is a persona of a canon character)

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u/FandomMan04 — 5 days ago
▲ 3 r/Erma

Before Sunrise... (Swapped)

*May woke up and wanted to wake up Erma from her bed while she is resting with Sidney*

May: Mom. Mom. Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

*Sidney chuckles in her sleep while tapping Erma's head, who responded with a groan*

Sidney: Your daughter's awake.

Erma: Before sunrise, she's **your** daughter.

(Based on the Lion King. Note; Erma is swapped with Sidney and Ken is swapped with her brother)

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u/FandomMan04 — 7 days ago
▲ 2 r/Erma

Gūrunezumi OdyPen Poll Results

To be honest, with just one comment there, I really expected more votes for Sidney. And actually, I have thoughts about Erma being in the role Odysseus for that similar scenario. I mean, of course she wouldn't be ruthless like him, but in a sense that she has to protect her family from danger would make it justified.

u/FandomMan04 — 7 days ago