u/Fantastic_County185

I swear I can do everything except actually leave.

Put on my shoes? Nothing. Grab my keys? Still nothing. Walk toward the door? Suddenly she's right behind me, staring at me like I' ve betrayed her personally.

And somehow she can tell when I' m actually leaving versus just grabbing something from the car. I have no idea how she knows.

Dogs really do have their own little surveillance system

Does your dog have a weirdly specific way of knowing what you' re about to do?